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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

i have a flat tire on my bike. got a workrack so i can work on it at home without getting on my hands and knees. threw out my back putting the bike on the rack this morning. gonna have a flat a little longer

[-] dismay3915@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Literaly happened to me tonight. I'm supposed to sell the car tomorrow. Peak comedy.

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[-] ClockworkN@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[-] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago
[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I cast run over by self driving car

(Hope n ot)

Thar be what the 2nd is for

[-] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

As long as its not flashing just run it.

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 71 points 3 days ago
[-] Hubi@feddit.org 32 points 3 days ago

The oil pressure light is by far the scariest one.

[-] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 33 points 3 days ago

100%. Check engine light can mean a bunch of pretty minor things. Oil pressure? Stop the car. Stop the car NOW. You’re gonna have to pay for a tow and repair, but if you don’t stop RIGHT NOW you’re going to need a new car. Or at least a new engine.

[-] kalpol@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago

Literally opened this thread only to say this. Check engine light means the engine is doing something to increase emissions, up to and including misfires and such. Can be harmful but over a somewhat longer period of time than being out of oil.

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

My check engine light came on and freaked me out. Found out the code was P0171: Bank running lean. I currently have a mix of gas and E85 in the tank and the computer doesn't like it. Nothing is actually wrong.

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[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Mines been on for years, I find comfort in it now.

[-] TootTootComingThru@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Mine straight up burned out several years ago. Still runs and passes inspection. I ain't no coward.

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 days ago
[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I cast mend butt crack followed by diarrhea

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 21 points 3 days ago
[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I have a Lexus and a Toyota, both 9 years old. Do they even have a check engine light? I hope so, because I forgot where the dealer is.

[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

I drive an EV. I have no engine.

[-] Nurgus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Engine and motor are synonyms. Broadly speaking, newer technology gets called motor to differentiate it from older technology.

See steam engine. Motor car. Etc.

And yeah, electric motors have fuck all to go wrong. Love my EV.

(Sorry for being a pedant)

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

electric motors have fuck all to go wrong.

Tesla motors are infamous for burning out rotor bearings, coolant leaks and leaking coolant into electronics.

[-] Nurgus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Infamous compared to what? I'm no fan of Tesla but electric motors are a LOT more reliable than IC motors.

Note that this is not the same as saying Tesla's cars are reliable..

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Even electic motors have an optimal operating temp, but its not as detrimental to run outside it

[-] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

I only have a bike. Completely immune.

[-] TootTootComingThru@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Not immune to Ford trucks I tell you what.

[-] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Is that a threat?

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 days ago

Buy an OBD reader from China. They're cheap and allow you to read what is wrong with your car. Afterwards you can decide if you fix the issue yourself or let an expensive garage do it.

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

I got one, swapped a part myself, realized that wasn't it, went to my mechanic, and he fixed it just by guessing lol

But yea they are useful so you at least know the exact codes that you fixed

[-] TootTootComingThru@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Your local library may also have one you can borrow if it has a library of things. It a pretty cool.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago

Got a OBD reader for 40 bucks and it takes a lot of the stress off. Highly recommend to anyone who doesn’t have one yet. You can look up the code, and usually that steers you to what part you need. Saves time, money, and stress.

Or you can also go to any auto parts store and they’ll do an OBD reading for you for free and give you a printout of the code.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Forty bucks is a ripoff. I got a Bluetooth one for like 10.

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[-] Doom@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

HA! Jeep drivers will tell you that light just means everything is functioning as normal.

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[-] Monument@piefed.world 14 points 3 days ago

My dog cast that today.

She had bloody poop and couldn’t stand.

So I’m here.
Waiting on a phone call from the emergency vet.

[-] GoodStuffEh@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

That sucks big time, emergency vet visits are always rough. Best of luck to you and your pup. Hope you can get in and get things figured out safe and quick.

[-] Monument@piefed.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Thank you. It looks like she’s going to be okay.

Ate one of those plastic cups that you put on chair legs to prevent it from scraping the floor. And a cat toy. But they could pull it out endoscopically.

She’s 15, and a big girl that’s already survived a softball sized tumor that caused her spleen to burst about 5 years ago. She’s a tough girl.

An older brown and white pitbull sleeping on a fluffy blanket with her tongue out.

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Glad to hear they could pull it out. We had a cat that had diabetes, and we had to use a pill shooter to administer one of her meds. Unfortunately, my wife did it one time and didn't notice that, in addition to the pill, the rubber tip came off and my cat swallowed it. I see it the next day, and by then she (cat, not wife) was ill, and it had moved into and lodged itself in her intestines. It was an incredibly rapid decline, so make sure we all get extra hugs in, you never know with these pets.

[-] Monument@piefed.world 7 points 3 days ago

Oh, that’s so rough. I’m sorry you had to go through that.

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 16 points 3 days ago

Had a car, that got like 5 yellow engine lights in 6 months... I had the car so I could get to work, in the end I had the work so I could pay for repairs on the car...

[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I cast bluetooth OBD clear codes... goodbye CO2 sensor code... until we meet again or I finally replace it.

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 10 points 3 days ago

I cast: Electrical tape over the fucking light 🖕🏻

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[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago

These wizards are getting too overpowered.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago

me: wow some money left over, finally.

the steed:

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Jokes on you, I already have one because my o2 sensor spacer isn't fooling the car anymore!

[-] josephc@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

Joke's on you. The porch pirate that stole my replacement GPU ruined my day before you even got here!

[-] Matrix6664@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

If you own a used car or is getting ready to purchase one, buy yourself an obd2 scanner. You can avoid making a bad purchase or getting scammed by a mechanic when it is something you can easily fix yourself.

And if you are truly broke, you can at least determine if the check engine is something you should addressed immediately or wait a couple weeks.

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