cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52150849
[sorry, off topic, couldn't resist]: Smoking Bare Foot Pets and no coma...
... I know, it's seriouuuusssss.
Pissed
As long as he is not barefoot
Well obviously. It's not a bare, it's a dog.
Maybe he boot too big?
Just don't smoke your barefooted pets. Simple.
its OK my dogs have shoes
I don't like anything smoked anyway. Now roasted, OTOH...
The sign doesn't say anything about barefoot pets though. There's a space between "bare" and "foot", so they should be interpreted as separate words.
Clearly this sign is saying that you can't give foot pets while smoking bare. If you're enjoying a cigarette in the buff and you get the urge to pet someone's feet, you need to either finish your smoke or get dressed first.
"but Sir, he's not smoking!"
To be fair it’s pretty damn hard to fit a bare-foot pet inside of a joint
So as long as my rasta cat wears shoes, he can hot box the bathroom?
Noticed that theres no equivalent to r/crappydesign here yet so i made one