Have you ever fucked in a storm?

10/10

You keep sending us terrible leaders

Masturbating doesn't warrant hurricanes.

But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.

The masturbation will continue until the hurricanes improve.

no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️

/s

If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely... that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god... Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?

• design a thing with a reward system that trains it to take a certain action *

• get upset at your creation because you didn't want it to do what your design led it to do *

Sounds kind of like what some of those AI company people do.

It's his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.

Not this year. Notice how there hasn't been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.

I mean, some get randy when a natural disaster starts... You know, gotta seed the potential devastation with replacements. It's a vicious cycle

When life gives you nature disasters you gotta rock them like a hurricane.

Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.

I'm going to have sex with a hurricane.

No hurricanes where I live, so I guess my masturbation doesn’t bother Jesus.

But I just bought this very nice lube :(

we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would

My god... climate change isn't real, it's all the gooners fault!

I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?

Nofap is retarded.

When will Jesus realise, everything the hurricane rapes is just more fuel to the fire of my loins.

dances around fire believing in skydaddies

I was promised hairy palms.

A Calvin and Hobbs that was never printed.

Hurricames cause hurricanes?