teslekova

joined 1 week ago
[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago

Air force and navy.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 hours ago

I think the point is oligarch bad.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True. I'm a doofus. I meant I have a hard time finding it because my mobile browser interface simplifies the site. Oh well, time to actually put pants on to solve this problem.

It's like the Dark Ages.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks. Bloody contextless word filtering. Sigh.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, because they usually don't. One reason I started using Linux was that I started caring more about security. However, Windows tweaking apps never burned me.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

Jesus. The immense tonal shift from his usual comics made this even darker.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

They both dropped him. Hawk Girl did not catch him.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Anyone know where the banned word list is? I am having trouble finding it on my phone.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Thx. Did not know that.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Exactly. Helping organise a genocide in Myanmar, sure, that's bad, but on the other hand, money!

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Why do I keep seeing removed instead of some words? If anyone removed about a pack of onions?

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

now

Six months ago, a pelican knocked my laptop off my standing desk and into his feeding bucket, destroying a $2,400 MacBook.

That pelican's name is Gerald.

Gerald is also the reason I got promoted.

Here's what nobody in the career space is talking about: the documented correlation between having a large seabird physically present in your home office and the kind of executive presence that closes deals.

I didn't invent this. I just had the audacity to live it.

Yes, Gerald eats fish. A lot of fish. But here's where the sisterhood showed up for me in ways I never expected.

When I started posting Gerald on my professional social channels, women from three continents began arriving at my door with mackerel. Frozen sardines.

One woman drove four hours with a cooler of fresh herring just to run her fingers along Gerald's magnificent throat pouch.

She also referred me to a client worth more than Gerald's entire annual fish budget, which, by the way, is now essentially zero.

We are collectively funding each other's pelican ecosystems, and we are thriving.

The women who touch Gerald leave different. More grounded. Ready to build the table, not just find a seat at it. One of them is now CFO of a regional insurance company.

She credits the pouch.

Gerald destroyed my laptop and handed me my career. The fish pays for itself. The sisters make sure of it. Own your pelican, ladies.

#PelicanLeadership #GeraldChanged Everything #FishIsFreeSisterhood #WomenWhoHavePelicans #BreakingBarriersWithBeaks #HomeOfficePelican #TouchThePouch #CareerGrowth #CollectivePelicanPower #cringebot3000

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