All costituents still get a free handy-j right?

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How do I get on her staff?

I don't know about you all, but I totally believe that the jesus freak who jerked a dude off in the middle of a crowded theater on camera totally wasn't fucking her staffers.

Will Sommer says this Wheeler guy is a bullshitter. I believe him.

My shameful admission is

Wait wait, I think I've heard this one before.

In a social media post Tuesday, Boebert said she had attended the performance and said she was “guilty to laughing and singing too loud.”

“It’s true, I did thoroughly enjoy the AMAZING Beetlejuice at the Buell Theatre and I plead guilty to laughing and singing too loud! Everyone should go see it if you get the chance this week and please let me know how it ends,” she said in the post.

In a statement shared with CNN, Boebert’s campaign manager, Drew Sexton, said Boebert denied vaping during the show but did use her cellphone to take a picture of the performance, unaware that photos were not allowed. The statement was first shared with the Denver Post.

“I can confirm the stunning and salacious rumors: in her personal time, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is indeed a supporter of the performing arts (gasp!) and, to the dismay of a select few, enthusiastically enjoyed a weekend performance of ‘Beetlejuice,’” Sexton said in the statement.

-The Guardian

Ms Boebert was kicked out of Denver theater during a production of the musical Beetlejuice last September after vaping, singing, taking flash photos, and groping her date in the dark venue. At first she denied the incident - until video surveillance was released.

Becoming visibly irked, Boebert shot back: “I don’t believe there was disrespect. There were things that were taken out of context. It’s been reported that I flipped someone off and I did not. So I think it’s been mischaracterized.”

The Colorado Republican then accused Clark of releasing the footage and showing the public a very “private moment.”

-Indepdent

Last step before she creates an OF account.

The photo of her standing next to a "no staff-led tours beyond this point" sign is a cute touch, The Guardian.

So...we won't find anything on youporn? Well shoot.

Wow, they're saying she's bi? Interesting. I honestly didn't have that on my bingo card.

a four-year “romantic and sexual relationship” with a senior female staffer, named as Clarice Navarro Ratzlaff, then paid her $200,000 when Ratzlaff broke off the affair and threatened to file an ethics complaint of her own.

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Republican (2008–present

A prime example of a blue Nazi turned true Nazi.