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[-] Ixoid@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago
[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

You wouldn't say "I did needed the money"

[-] UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago
[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

The money, I needed.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

She give me money,

When in need I

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Drag Yoda is fine. Drag Yoda is fine.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I'm not sure he's ready for the big time, despite the jedi training he's still to sensitive on stage

[-] Danarchy 9 points 1 week ago

Dancing at the jizz bar for a few credits to spend on death sticks. Lighting the saber at both ends. Glad he turned his life around

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Spare some credits for an old jedi? I promise to spend it on death sticks, not midichlorians

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago
[-] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
  • Luckily, the story has a good ending for, one day, pacman ran away from that, not even caring about money. He willingly chose poverty if it meant not being exploited ans drained dry. Not kbowing what to do, he climbed the Alp(m)s and many were inspired by him, by his adaptability, by his reliability, his dedication to one task and self-embetterment, that they made an Arch just for him, in glory to his minimalism and building himself from nothing.
  • Touched and inspired as he was, he got even more dedicated, even better, getting supported and even getting donations. He did his work for free, but got to get by from charity in gratitude and genuine appreciation for who he is. He now has gotten many more arches from his endevours, not rolling in cash, but sufficiently cachy, rather rolling in updates he releases of things and places he found. There is even a little buddhist arch of "Om", to name only one of many.
  • He rejected fame and money and with his own worth found true happiness in being himself and doing his best while still getting candy like before whenever he merely expressed that he loves candy.
  • Truly a journey to tell tales of.
[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 8 points 1 week ago

get down, do you?

good blow, this is.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

“Lipstick, boobies. Bitch, you had me at little gremlin va-jay-jay. I love it so much that it’s not only in the movie, but it’s definitely in the movie.”

[-] rothaine@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

iunderstoodthatreference.gif

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

"A model, they said I'd be. Scammed, I was."

Never, ever, breed it after midnight.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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