Maybe it was a joke, maybe it was just that they saw something in me that i couldn't quite see in myself yet.
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Unlikely, I'm shit at makeup.
Keep practicing!
would still just be putting lipstick on a pig
Yes it could be like putting lipstick on a pig but you might as well put color correctors or eye liners on a pig and it would look good. Just because most known makeup doesn't go well with you doesn't mean you cannot look either cute or badass.
It's a different person, they were just being rude
Oh.. my bad
Oink oink, Daddy
Plot twist: the buddy was indeed a lady.
If they hit me with “age before beauty” I give back a withering “pearls before swine” (I am wearing pearls in this example btw)
Gotta hit him with the 👌 and punch him in the shoulder as he walks through as well
If only i could be 14 again!
„Alter vor Schönheit“
"Oh, sorry, please go ahead!"
Oh thanks cutie, Trans Rights!
Me have left the comedy area, and took my buddy with me.
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