To quote Futurama: "...they changed the name of that planet years ago to stop all the silly jokes. It's now called Urectum..."
I miss old Futurama.
It feels so corporate now
Myanus
*Ouranus

I haven't seen this image in years
Used to be Burmanus.
Can't we just rename America to USAnus?
they hate us because they anus!
Americanus sounds far more sophisticated
Uranium is named after Uranus so we'd have to change that too.
Ameranus
I can sympathize for our minority of US cousins, who would never have wanted their country to behave like this. They may be the only Americans who appreciate this meme.
2.3% methane doesnt make it smelly or orange enough. Gotta pump those numbers up.
Just rename it to Epstein
Epsteins blue ball
Stop messing with my anus!
In a blast to the past I’d petition to re-rename it to George.
Rename it anal
America's anus
Approved! Go Forth
Bring back the original idea. Call it George
It's clearly more of a stephen
Planet Bumeholé
Please, also rename "The Solar System" as "The American System", and the Sun as "Trump" (and the Moon as "Musk")!!1!1!!1!!
I'd like to start a counter-petition to rename the US to Anus
God. Damnit. 😆
with windspeeds of 560mph.
Urape
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