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[-] PostProcess@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

To quote Futurama: "...they changed the name of that planet years ago to stop all the silly jokes. It's now called Urectum..."

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 14 points 3 days ago
[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It feels so corporate now

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago
[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Used to be Burmanus.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 3 days ago

Can't we just rename America to USAnus?

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

they hate us because they anus!

[-] Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Americanus sounds far more sophisticated

[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Uranium is named after Uranus so we'd have to change that too.

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago
[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

I can sympathize for our minority of US cousins, who would never have wanted their country to behave like this. They may be the only Americans who appreciate this meme.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

2.3% methane doesnt make it smelly or orange enough. Gotta pump those numbers up.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago
[-] kvadd@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Epsteins blue ball

[-] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago

Stop messing with my anus!

[-] SW42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

In a blast to the past I’d petition to re-rename it to George.

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 3 days ago

Rename it anal

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 4 points 3 days ago

America's anus

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Approved! Go Forth

[-] Mr_Fish 5 points 3 days ago

Bring back the original idea. Call it George

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's clearly more of a stephen

[-] digilec@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Planet Bumeholé

Please, also rename "The Solar System" as "The American System", and the Sun as "Trump" (and the Moon as "Musk")!!1!1!!1!!

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I'd like to start a counter-petition to rename the US to Anus

[-] jrTug_2T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

God. Damnit. 😆

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

with windspeeds of 560mph.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2026
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