Do Aliens believe in you? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[-] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 6 points 1 week ago

I hope not, because I don't believe in me either

[-] EmmiLime@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

when you're at your worst and you hear you inner self, cheering you on and telling you can do better. It's not actually your conscience but rather an alien who really believes in you.

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

They were skeptical until I told them to take me to their leader.

[-] Novaboros@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

According to the ones I've had the pleasure to encounter through psychedelics? Hell yesss brotherrr

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Idk but if you ever see one, you gotta shove something up it's butt. You know, get one back for humanity and all.

[-] murmelade@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

That's why you should never leave home without a probe.

[-] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Well, last abduction they did say that I ♪ have the eyes, of a seeker of Wisdom and Truth ♫

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago

Undetermined.... Guess I'll just have to get another probin'.

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I said....I GUESS I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER PROBIN'!!!!!

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I think they do you know

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