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[-] tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world 112 points 1 week ago

Don’t forget the FBI’s core values of “fidelity, bravery, integrity” as they worked diligently to black out names on the Epstein files.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 29 points 1 week ago
[-] fonix232@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago

Oh no Mr Hands

[-] besmtt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Remember, it's on both sides.

If they were halfway decent programmers they would have used a whitelist instead.

[-] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Ooooh, I love an opportunity to learn. As someone who has used both blacklists and whitelists throughout the years extensively I'd like to know why one is superior over the other in your perspective.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

Obviously, "It Depends™" but usually an allowlist is better than a blocklist because it fails closed in a sense.

[-] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that's why they both have their applications. If you want to just block some things and allow everything else, use a blacklist. If you want to block everything but some things, use a whitelist.

Attempting to do with one what the other is designed for is an exercise in frustration IMHO. Hence asking.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You'd only release the names of your enemies and people you can break down while hiding those of you and yours.

[-] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago
[-] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 5 points 1 week ago
[-] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's not slop. You must have missed the story arc where Andy Dwyer recounts his time in JSOC, executing high level Taliban commanders.

Where they really Taliban, or did their neighbors just report them so they could steal their goats?

That's for Allah to sort out, he decides over waffles with Leslie and April.

[-] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 0 points 6 days ago
[-] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago

OMFG.

But ofcourse this was before he became FBI Agent Burt Macklin.

[-] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 1 points 5 days ago

Which is why, you might notice, I only asked for a source to the claim that it wasn't slop. I find it prudent to give people a chance to prove themselves - I don't claim to have a perfect slop detector. I'll just block you now and get that shit out of my sight - have fun on the other side.

[-] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world -1 points 5 days ago

Have you even noticed this forum for shitposting?

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 week ago

That's all for show. It only ever gets brought up when someone low ranking enough actually breaks a rule.

[-] Hackworth@piefed.ca 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I read this in Maynard's voice.

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 9 points 1 week ago

me too! lol

you LIE cheat steal YOU LIE cheat steal LIE

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Brother Maynard? As in Holy Handgrenade of Antioch Brother Maynard? Nice.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 16 points 1 week ago

Well shheeeiit... Muhfuckers be breaking that code every day they serve under the pedophile

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Trump has never been a Cadet.

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.

But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

DS9 Reference in a Lemmy shit post? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

He wasn’t a cadet anymore then, so all good.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

How can you say you're a tolerant cadet if you don't tolerate lying, cheating, and stealing?

Damn cadets, they're all hypocrites!

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I WILL NOT RUN CLIMB OR JUMP

I WILL NOT SIT KNEEL OR LIE DOWN

I WILL NOT COVER ANY TARGETS

I WILL NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH OTHER PLAYERS

I WILL NOT USE OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE

I WILL PLAY HARD PLAY SMART AND PLAY TO SURVIVE

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago
[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

ATTENTION QUESTERS, YOUR MISSION IS NOW COMPLETE! PLEASE RETURN TO THE AIRLOCK ON THE LOWER LEVEL. THE AIRLOCK DOOR IS BELOW THE BEACON. PLEASE HOLSTER YOUR LASER AND PLACE YOUR PACK ON ANY RACK, AND THANK YOU FOR PLAYING LASER QUEST!

[-] redbrick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

What are they supposed to do with the orange then?

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago
[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

All cadets (who don’t wash out) become officers. Graduation confers a commission.

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

shit blood and cum on my hands

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Cadets gonna lose friends over that, but maybe those friend weren't friends.

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2026
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