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[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 51 points 6 days ago

Dumbass

Asshole

Dumb Asshole

Psychopath made of Sharp

Tolerable Furball

Mummy's Cutie-wuttle-shnookie-wookums

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 55 points 6 days ago
[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 days ago

That's just every cat

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

You missed the "Orange Bastard"!

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

And "knifey"

[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Psychopath made of Sharp

🥲

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Kitty.

Kitty.

Kitty.

Kitty!

Kitty.

Etc.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago

No no it means I’m addicted to cats.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago
[-] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

No thoughts are my own..

[-] deeprlyeh@lemmus.org 18 points 6 days ago

Pspspsps…

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

That's not how it works. I can't name every alcohol.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Vodka with grapes in it,
Vodka with barley in it,
Vodka with raisins in it,
Whatever the fuck jägermeister is,
Vodka with nothing in it,
And the unacceptable, gin

[-] Klear@piefed.world 10 points 6 days ago

I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😪

HELLO ITS ME

EVERY CAT

~~EVERY CAT THAT MATTERS AT LEAST~~

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago
[-] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago
[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

You're thinking of "Cataholic".

"Catholic" is when you're afraid of catalytic converters.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

No, that's catalyphobic.

"Catholic" is when you're an expert on cat holes

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

No, that’s Theriogenology.

“Catholic” is when you love the taste of CRTs.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Kevin

Crunchwrap Supreme

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Lord Bitey of the Fuzzy Realms

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Actually catholic (small c) does mean wide ranging (like in your tastes or interests for example) so this is kind of apt.

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