I don't know if this would work but truly the most transfem of schemes.
yeah this is the kind of thing i expect to be going on when i show up at the monthly transfem dinner event in my city
you have transfem dinner events o.O
Haha, you bet! ๐
I'll see you all there ๐
At least with alcohol it works so that by drinking a can, you get about 0.5 โฐ alcohol in your blood. That is, 0.05%.
Your breast milk has the same alcohol content as your blood. So, in order to get your breast milk to have an alcohol content of 5%, such as is typical for beer, you need to drink pretty precisely one hundred cans of beer within an hour.
...which is, tbh, slightly towards the excessiveish side.
So, it is basically impossible to turn your breast milk into an alcohol drink of any noteworthy strength by drinking alcohol.
Sadly, I believe the same applies to basically any intoxicants consumed orally. You're going to need an absolutely ludicrously mega-super-duper-excrssively large giga-joint in order to bring your breast milk to have a thc content that has at least some resemblance of effect on its drinker.
Damn it, you're probably right ๐ญ
You say consumed orally, but what if I pull a prog and boof my weed? :3
Probably no real difference, since I'd need enough THC in my blood to cause psychosis. Too bad ๐
Thanks for the detailed answer โฅ๏ธ
You could also serve the breast milk intravenously.
EDIT: in other words: ravenously.
That could probably work ๐
Could also serve it intramuscularly, in other words...regularly, with my E injection, every 3 days. Intramuscular milk sounds kinda hot, in a strange way ๐คฃ
i think the US military used to do that ... use coconut milk as a substitute for blood loss
But what if you make cheese, would that concentrate the fun chemicals?
Now that's the real question! Breast milk THC-infused cheese definitely wasn't on my 2026 bingo list, but I'll take it ๐
I'm making the most of my mammary glands, don't judge me ๐ญ
Just know that if you indeed start lactating unintentionally without starting prolactin or whatever it may be a sign of breast cancer and you should get that shit checked out ASAP.
Yes, lactating for no reason is a bad sign. Correct me if I'm wrong, but according to all the sources I've read, lactation is caused by high prolactin. And high prolactin can be caused by a prolactinoma, a benign brain tumor that actually produces too much prolactin, which makes you lactate.
Cyproterone, a common anti-androgen in Europe, can cause prolactinomas as well as meningiomas, another type of benign brain tumor. Cypro is also what I use...
Fun stuff ๐
If you start lactating for no reason, like not a tiny drop but actually lactating, please get it checked with your endo ๐
Please tag this post as NSFW :)
Sorry! Will do
Nbd, thank you ^^
Cis hetro here. So cis hetro that in fact, I've had firsthand/secondhand experience of guidelines and regulations on lactation and what you should and should not do, and why.
You need to avoid breastfeeding while consuming anything that is unfit for your baby to consume, because of the exact effects you are talking about : ie : drugs end up in the milk and in the baby.
Your plan is already thought through and ... successful? Harmful to children.
I think you're probably already going to do this, but avoid breastfeeding kids.
EDIT : Why is a cishetro guy here? It's because of a conservative statistics joke; despite making up 10% (at most) of the fediverse users, transfems make up 90% of the shitposts. Whenever I visit all, you lot are posting something there.
I think I may have worded this improperly. I'm not breastfeeding anyone, any milk I would get out of this would be for my own consumption.
I wish I had a kid to breastfeed. No matter what I say, I actually do take child safety very seriously, and that would be a totally different situation. This is just a plain old shitpost lol
despite making up 10% (at most) of the fediverse users, transfems make up 90% of the shitposts
Woow, okay then. Rude ๐ญ /s
Can you really blame us tho? Shitposting is a way of life :3
Also, welcome random cishet dude
wave
I was just repeating the guidelines. I'm sure there won't be any kids involved, I made the joke too dry.
A bit, tbh. I prefer my jokes a bit moister :3
(translation: I'm not the brightest and I need jokes to be really obvious for me to get them ๐ญ)
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