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what do you need such a wide screen for?
(lemmy.nz)
They'd be good for the Excel sheets my boss wants us to use at work.
Senior managers should not be permitted to create spreadsheets...
Left pedal: git fetch
Right pedal: git push
And the mirror for git blame
And that round screen shows who is to blame.
The left one, for boot logs on tty. Btw, any way to print them to less? Some important messages are not in dmesg on Alpine.
I perfectly understand this joke and that doesn't make me happy. At all.
Its not a joke. It is a call for help.
One more monitor for the tie fighter setup.
Java class names be like
TurboWarp booleans be like
The fact that that wasn't part of the meme tells me that Java must be falling off.
We can only hope...
You will also note the large mirror above the desk: this is to allow ample opportunity to look at ones self whilst deeply rethinking prior life choices...
Given those pedals down below I assume he likes to check his side-view mirror a lot.
He seems ti have a whole side view parabola
Semi-serious answer: Sometimes your PC has only two working monitor ports, and you choose to solve the "need more monitor space" problem by getting bigger monitors.
The way I have my two monitors set up is fairly similar to that single curved display, so I could see this being a natural upgrade path for me.
More serious answer: I like video gaming on a widescreen, my PC isn't only for work.
I prefer two cheaper flat monitors side by side. When I need to I temporarily hook one up to a Raspberry Pi or whatever and look at it and my PC at the same time. There might be a way to splice two machines into one super-wide monitor, but this is dead simple.
If you're working in the Linux console alone, you could also ssh into your Pi and, for instance, have your local machine on virtual console tty1 and the Pi on tty2, switching between them with ALT+Fx. Still only one monitor. ๐
Ah but how do you enable ssh if you've forgotten to enable it (again!) from the initial firmware load on the SD card...?
I originally bought my superwide monitor to hook two machines into side by side. They generally have two sets of inputs that makes this easy.
Now that I think about, you could use a dual HDMI picture-in-picture setup off of the same gpu and you would get a second monitor contiguous with the first, and you can set and forget for your Raspberry Pi projects.
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Cross-platform Solaris/NeXTSTEP library developer, working freelance
(Specializing in Java and OBJ-C!)
Need it ported to RISC and/or DEC/Alpha? "I'm your guy!"
Ah, the joys of C++
Heh heh heh, compile errors.
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2026
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