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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 13 minutes ago

I think the text should be changed to like

  • I only got 4 hours of sleep
  • haha I only got 1

To better capture the weird superiority aspect that people have over their suffering in response to other people's complaints. As written, it reads more like someone making a joke about not getting much sleep and then someone responding (not in a joking way) that they got less.

[-] someone_01@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I remember when I got literally 1h of sleep then had to do my 12h work shift, it was real shit, I don't wish it to happen to anyone.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 7 hours ago

If I'm telling you I got 4 hours of sleep, it's not pride. It's a warning.

[-] Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip 14 points 8 hours ago

When you get to 1 hour that's when you start telling chatgpt 3.5 to post about how sigma grindmaxcore you are on LinkedIn.

[-] Nobody@anarchist.nexus 21 points 10 hours ago

I’ve taught my body to live with far less sleep than most, but I’m not under any illusion that it’s healthy. I’ve seen the studies. I know how important sleep is.

I have responsibilities in the morning, and I’ll go mad if I don’t have some time to myself at night. It shouldn’t be this way, but it is. I’d feel like a robot otherwise.

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 10 points 10 hours ago

Same. My sleeping schedule is fucked because my ADHD brain operates best if I sleep from 5-7am to 2-3pm. Force me into a 9-5 job and you'll literally get a zombie for 5-6 of those 8 hours.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago

Time for a late-shift job.

[-] rockmeat@feddit.org 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

It frustrates me that people in this thread complain about time problems but won't duscuss the obvious solution:

Tossing turds towards terrible time tyrants till they turn 9-to-5s to 10-to-4s

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago

I work 5 to 5 and still get my 8 every 24

[-] saturn57@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Do you work from home and have someone else do your chores? Otherwise days on must be brutal— only 1 hour of free time a day I would guess.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

My girl and I both do chores but I also run a small farm as a hobby lol. Its a 28 day rotational schedule so in the 28 I have 14 off, 7 of those 14 are in a row. Major things that need doing happen during my week off every month. My commute is 45 minutes, my days on are mostly just work, farm chores, house chores and sleep. The 5-5 also swaps between AM and PM throughout the 28. Shakes out to 168 hours a month. Getting 8 hours is about discipline more than anything. Thats also why I say/view it as 8 of every 24 not 8 a "night". I will admit I am a fucking creature lmao.

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

For various unavoidable reasons, I’m on an average of 4 hours and I don’t like it, let alone take pride in it.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Take heart. I averaged about 4.5 hours a day for 3 years running on third shift. I've since changed back to first and have been at almost 7 for over a year. There's a light at the end of the tunnel.

[-] Miller@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Short term and long term are ill defined subjective entities, if my short term is long term enough I win.

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Do people actually flex how much of less sleep they got? I never met anyone who do this.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago
[-] ArsonButCute@programming.dev 9 points 13 hours ago

Makes me think of how I recently read Ishmael and it literally changed my life. I understand now. I am ape. Do as ape do.

There's like, a lot more than that, but that was my biggest takeaway (which would probably make the author very sad given what the book was actually about)

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I am ape. Do as ape do.

But if I fling poo at everyone who annoys me, I'm pretty sure I'll be arrested.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

you gotta plan your exit better dude

[-] ArsonButCute@programming.dev 6 points 10 hours ago

If ape fling poo in city, ape get arrested too. To free one's mind from the shackles of society, does not free them from the consequence of interacting with it.

[-] corbs132@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

Are you a taker or a leaver?

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

8 sleep? Yes. But what about naps, snoozes, dozing off, lucid dreaming, daydreaming, just resting my eyes, sleepwalking, wake sleeping, meditative trances and altered consciousness?

[-] Zombie@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

This must be Pippin's Lemmy account

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago
[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago

Guess I'm just gonna drop a hit of acid and stay up to laugh at the sunrise then

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