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Researcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection
(edition.cnn.com)
Patient 0
Funny how the game Plague Inc. keeps getting more realistic each year without the devs even doing anything...
News anchor: a plague researcher at a plague laboratory in Russia dies after their plague research ran into plague complications. The plague researcher began showing signs of plague before their death. The cause of death is still unknown...
. . . But it did involve galling off a great plague height out of a plague window. More on this plague mystery later at plague
Huh, never tried starting one in Russia. Gotta start up P Inc. to see how this goes.
Too far from Madagascar
The plague never actually disappeared. People get it every year, about 1-2,000 internationally. It’s treatable now.
Maybe the regular plague, but this is from one of Putin’s bioweapons labs.
yeah I was going to say people in India get it all the time. Hell I remember the Seinfeld episode where a friend of Elaine and Jerry decided to have their wedding in India and the parents of the groom, who were both Indian, tried to talk them out of going saying stuff like "you know they still have the black plague in India?"
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this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2026
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