What rolls down stairs

alone or in pairs,

and over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack,

And fits on your back?

It's log, log, log

It's log, it's log,

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."

The price is wrong, but this would be a hilarious Halloween decoration.

Chain chomp.

He’s a real barker

That fence is looking at me pretty sus too ...