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Fuck zoos
It's basically an enrichment thing for this guy, though. He's defeated every attempt at keeping him in his enclosure.
Also, it's a wildlife rehab facility.
Fuck zoos that care more about profits than animal conversation, specifically. There are good zoos.
I tried conversing with zoo animals and that almost got me killed, no thanks.
"Babe, you're a sexy as fuck honey badger. After we bone, I was planning to go fuck up the lions"
"That's so good. Let me help"
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
Ooooooh, a snake!
“We’re gonna see lions… only in Kenya! We’re going to Kenya, they’ve got lions…”
Forget Norway.
MORE LIKE SNOREWAY
This is the kind of extreme beef you love to hear about. Zoo beefs that involve an apex predator... and lions.
Honey Badger don't give a fuck.
Honey badger gives all the fucks.
Honey Badger wants to play with the big dumb cats.
No. Fighting lions is 100% honey badger energy.
He taught her how to help open the gate, which has 2 latches and wire wrap on the latches
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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