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[-] lavander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 hours ago

I think the last line could have been replaced with “lol me too” 🙂

[-] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It's interesting how countries are perceived based on their freedom of information if that country.

[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

Were they rich?

Oh no I wouldn't do that.

Have a nice day then.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 49 points 14 hours ago

This is soooo unrealistic

Of course the cop would have asked it the guy he killed was white before saying shit happens

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago

Naa more like, Sir can I see your drivers license and tax returns

[-] avg@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago

I would have expected him to say "Shit, me too."

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Yeah I was gonna say, you gotta have a lower minority category tally count than the victim, which is (usually) a lot less difficult for a white man.

[-] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 22 points 13 hours ago

"Sorry officer, I wasn't aware I couldn't do that."

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

That light turned green and Chip took off!

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 10 points 12 hours ago

He'd want to go rape and pillage together, because cops are roving gangs of criminals.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

hey don't slander roving gangs of criminals by comparing them to cops

[-] TeamSports_or_CuckPorn@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

It's a Team sport

[-] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone -5 points 10 hours ago

ha ha american police are bad!

lololol that’s hilarious!

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 0 points 1 hour ago

White people

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