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Just found this behind a wendys dumpster
(lemmy.nz)
Yellow metal and some paper? Weird...
Wow, eight cases gold and an entire extra case of money, well do the responsible thing and hand these over to the police.
I loaded up the 6 boxes of gold into my car and the friendly police man helped me drag all 3 of them into the station. I sure hope there's a reward for the 1 box of gold I found, shame there was no money with it.
You should ask Reddit how you can legally keep it. But make sure they don't know it is you who found it. Use "hypothetically" in your question.
Or something in the line of "asking for a friend"
And imperative.
Also replace words for close enough synonyms. Like say cylinder instead of 🍆.
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Go eat a bag of cylinders.
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Your cylinder is too soft. No way I am sticking that in my mouth.
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You can pound your cylinder for as long as you want, but it's not going to taste any different
Huh. I don't think it's a good replacement word for eggplant. Cylinder just doesn't roll off my tounge any easier. It kinda makes me gag a little thinking about it, actually.
This comment is firing on all cylinders
Sounds messy.
Thou hath not the knowledge, it seems
So.. you got a couple bucks I can borrow? I only need about tree fitty.
oh, yeah, uh it's like, mine.
i like left it there on accident or something.
If you instead drained diesel out of one of the F150 parked outside, you’d made double.
Hypothetically, finding the gold bars is a massive pain in the ass.
Without identification, the value of the bars drops off a shitload.
You can't just shave off the serial numbers and then sell them.
You can't just resmelt them either, the bars are cast at over 1000°C, and even then, the bars have unique imperfections (deliberate) which make them easily identifiable.
oh shit you found my luggage bro
Pull a joker and set it on fire
Think of how many nuggets you can buy now... At least 50!
Hey big man, lemme hold a dollar
Did I just get robbed?
Team lift? Nah I'll figure it out myself.
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2026
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