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[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

$30? What is this, 2001? JUST popcorn, drink, and two candies is like $70, now. Shit's out of control.

[-] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

I hide them in my foreskin. WAY more flattering.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Circumcised guys hate that trick.

[-] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago

i've never been to a theater where the kids working minimum wage at the counter give half a rat's ass if you bring your own food

[-] decolo@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

Rob Liefeld if he was a royal painter

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Not enough pocket belts

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In Soviet Russia, britches too big for you!

[-] insanemantis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Literally the first two lines of their anthem

Size up, never skinny!
It not fit small body!

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

that's perfectly normal gynoid fat distribution, let's not body shame ๐Ÿ˜

this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2026
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