Chapman's wouldn't use American cream. They likely sourced things like stabilizers, dyes, sweeteners and flavourings.

Lake HUSSEIN Obama

Michigan

BREAKING NEWS: Province of Quebec renames Mar-a-Lago to Merde-a-Lago

Chances are the honour will befall an American McDonald's grill cook.

Something tells me quality is about to skyrocket.

Nate Silver uses an aggregate of dozens of polls and weights each one based on numerous factors including historical accuracy and bias.

His model correctly projected Trump win in 2015 even when most polls said otherwise.

The average American uses 141 rolls of toilet paper per year

That's a role every two and a half days.

And they still had to normalize skidmarks.

Americans are disgusting people.

Oh no. A bunch of septuagenarians whose only valuable skill is complaining to waitstaff might riot?!?

Let them. I'll rent a couple vans that weekend and take care of it.

Every time I bang an X Corp lawyer's wife she gives me a cookie.

Why do you think Ozempic prices are through the roof?!?

X Corp has absolutely zero authority to force anything. Only courts can and as we've seen in USA they're pretty meaningless too.

The longer you obey the more power you give them. Power they haven't earned.

Ignore X Corp lawyers. They're all overpaid losers who could never cut it. Most of them can't read above a sixth grade level. Sue me if I'm wrong.

The Donald Trump Shits His Pants and Rapes Kids Centre for the Performing Arts

Put some respect on its name.