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[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 hours ago

Lots of bugs in fields

[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago

You'll lose 7 days of your life from a bug by getting Lyme disease from a tick in a field, too.

[-] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 107 points 1 day ago

My first thought was, oh a bug bite got you sick, somehow? Then I realized what community this was in.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I was worried about Lyme's disease??

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 15 points 23 hours ago

Yeah that bug would cost you way more than 7 days

[-] degen@midwest.social 3 points 17 hours ago

I envisioned something involving a net, perhaps looney tunes-esque, perhaps not

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

See, I thought they meant just following a bug in that vast, open field. Freely following flights of fancy it as long as you see fit. That sounded lovely to me

[-] aarch64@programming.dev 34 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

* to a bug that I wrote four years ago

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

I thought this was a follow up to :

https://lemmy.world/post/52837955/26212598

so I had a great laugh at it.

[-] SharkBait@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

That was really funny. I had a hearty chuckle, especially imagining you laughing at my post thinking it was a follow up.

[-] ns1@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

Only 7? Those are rookie numbers

[-] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 18 hours ago

Can you really complain if it hasnt reached a year?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Was it a cicada?

this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2026
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