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You can never win, hihihi
Still prefer the real thing tho. Always :3

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[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 28 points 3 days ago

Read this as Herr Dildo. (Mister Dildo) Even funnier.

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago

Wow. Didn't expect German this early in the morning 😂
I got the joke. Good one :3

[-] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

I wish I had done one of those clone-a-willy kits before starting hrt... Then both of those could have been mine lmao

Never had the real thing to compare it to tho, so expand the collection! I that regard.... How does the tentacle one feel? If you don't mind me asking...

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Lol! I'm actually planning to do that soon...
I have to use sildenafil (Cialis), cause...HRT, atrophy. Which is a positive effect, for me personally.

Never had the real thing to compare it to tho

Really? Well...I'll just say there's a world of difference. In a good way 😂

How does the tentacle one feel?

Honestly great. It's platinum cure silicone, so like the best material you can get. Despite being small, it's not too small, it's just right. I like the design and shape a lot, but I get the feeling that post-SRS, it's gonna feel a lot better, lol.
Tentacle dildos are amazing! Highly recommend

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I really like the smaller ones, big ones hurt and I'm not ready for them in the other side lol. For my part, I recommend the full metal ones because OMG.

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Do the big ones hurt? And also, "on the other side", are you making an all the way through joke? 😂

Full metal, really? I never would have guessed. I've never had any of those, but I can imagine some of the benefits...

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

They're great for regular massage too, I like them better than vibrators.

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

Just to prove my point...you really can't win against this :3

Dildo collectionDon't judge me for this, okay? 😭



[-] Tehhund@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

But I can win with with them. 😏

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Now that's what I look to hear 😂
Definitely. This is the best attitude to have in life (and in bed) ♥️

[-] SpacePanda@leminal.space 8 points 3 days ago

Whats the loopy one do inside? Does is loop? So curious, um.... so like.... for science, where did you find these?

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

Not a loop, it's just extremely long (40cm) and soft, so it doesn't "stand up", lol.
Bought these off of various sex shops in my country. They work! 😊

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

How do you know if they are made from safe silicone? Are they certified by something?

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

I basically trust the seller and my own knowledge of the feel of silicone. Maybe stupid, but seems to work, so 🤷‍♀️

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Wish I had your talent. Though my local shop is pretty good about making sure they only sell safe silicone.

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

I had a girlfriend that had a dildo that was literally the exact same size as me. It was like it was cast from my own, it was kinda weird because it felt like I had a detachable penis. It had way smaller balls though. She might have got it at st marks place for 22 bucks from the guy with the broken toaster oven.

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

Damn! That's actually really cool! It's...surprisingly wholesome, in a way ❤️
Also, 22 bucks for a dildo?? Steal

I'm totally making a clone of my bf after this, this is just too sweet 💜

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

You’re not kidding… all of my dildos are 100-300USD each >.>

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

WAOW 👀
Well...at least they're fun? Although, none of mine were over 60$ and they're all very fun indeed :3

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

She actually didn't really use it because it was a little too big. But the real thing has a little more give to it and changes size at the appropriate times. So yeah, I guess our genitals were quite compatible, but ultimately we weren't lol.

The 22 bucks thing is a reference to this https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that! It sounds like you two had fun, sorry to hear it didn't last 🫂

People don't believe me, but the real thing is like...worlds ahead, lol

[-] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

she didnt talk him down to 17?

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago
[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago
[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Oh no, why did I see it right away...😭 /s

I'm not a furry. And I'm pretty firm on that stance. Nothing against furries, it's just not something I'm personally into.
I just like exotic toys, y'know?

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Fair 'nuff, bad dragon do make some unique shapes tho (bit pricy though...) and accommodate size queens/kings (which im totally not (hides large flared chance))

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Bad Dragon is the best! Way too expensive for me tho...

Okay, large Chance is okay, but flared too? Wow...respect 🩷

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Seraphina is waaaay crazier IMO. Got that in medium (soft) and its huuuuuuge 😳

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Goddamn...I think I found a new purchase goal 😂

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Sooo worth, soooo much texture even if you cant fit the knot (I've only fit it once or twice)

😵‍💫

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

God, I believe that...you're making me want to get one so freaking much, lol
What I love about it is that it's still soft despite being a literal massive horse cock. It's expensive...but I'm thinking about it so much, omfg 😭
My wallet says "curse you", kind stranger 😂
Thanks 💜

[-] kettuli@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I might be bigger but mine doesn’t vibrate in all the right ways.

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Bigger??
Do you have any proof of that? OwO /s

[-] kettuli@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Source: I feel like it

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