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[-] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

Bob confirms Jim is ~~sick~~ bleeding from his eyes because Bob was sick when he visited Jim, his relative whom he visited when he had covid, but Jim was fine and just pissed in a sink while bonking his head on the rafters for 3 weeks when Jim inevitably got Covid. Jim still can't taste anything, but it's okay now because Jim has a 50/50 chance not to explode like a fat tick. It's fine. Or not. Whatever. Just don't go near people. Or do. But remember to be social or else they'll hunt you and mock you for being alone. So don't be alone. Or do.

Anyway, back to you; Internet of doom.

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2026
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