She was just asked the other day about SNL and how she'll feel when they do a bit about her, but she didn't even make it to Saturday night lmao
SNL should do an empty podium as the joke
Her only qualification was being a habitual liar, apparently. They keep hiring unqualified people. Almost like loyalty is more important to them than competence
Almost
That's a weird way to spell "exactly".
She didn't even have to stop being a liar. Just lie with enough confidence and deniability to make it to the next news cycle.
And looks, looks important most of all.
Almost like loyalty is more important to them than competence
Always is with fascists.
Scaramoucci lasted over TWO Zachs
.5 mucci
Demi-mooch
Edit:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone do the math. What percentage of ONE SINGLE Scaramucci did she last?
I'd say how deeply embarrassing it would be for the remainder of her life that she got fired from a nationally visible position almost immediately and that if I was her I'd never allow myself to be seen in public again, but we all know these fascist pieces of shit don't have the capacity to experience shame.
EDIT: Found someone on another post that did the math.
1 Scaramucci = 235 hours, 11 minutes (14,111 minutes). Zacharia lasted approximately 109 hours, 37 minutes (assuming a midnight start on October 12 and ending at 1:37 PM on October 16). That puts her tenure at 0.4661 Mooches, or roughly 46.6% of a Scaramucci.
So even less than half of a Scaramucci. Lolz.
~0.5
She's really close to 50% of a Metric Scaramucci.
The new Press Secretary...
How'd you get a picture of Trump's brain?
Haha give it 3 months then it's shit for brains
Lettuce remains undefeated
more like, (useful distraction from the recent datacenter hits, and other things in the news)
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