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if you're all alone
lemme sleep in your bed
🎵 Freaky ghost bed 🎵
🎵bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' 🎵
I ain't afraid of no bed
Ninety Nut November!
A conservative estimate for a young lad at the top of his game, a menacing threat to the mature gentleman
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I ejaculate when I please, and I’ll kill any man who stands in my way!
Damn, that's some POWERFUL ejaculate! 😉
I never really got the point of no nut November, anyone care to explain?
Basically people who believe in pseudoscience about "retaining" being good for you (which is the opposite of what medical research has proved) and/or a sign of mental fortitude, nonsense like that.
To make matters worse, there's a lot of overlap with "men's rights" and other organized misogyny groups such as Proud Boys and toxic masculinity peddlers such as Andrew Tate and the like.
TL;DR: It's silly at best, and deeply problematic if not downright harmful in many cases
I'm going to nut extra hard to counter those who refuse to.
If there is a god, then I want them to shower blessings upon anyone who puts Olivia Munn in my message inbox.
Originated in the same country that invented cereals and crackers to discourage masturbation. Masturbation bad. Pedophilia and rape ok.
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Incel shit.
Dang, they ruined that too?
All I can say is , it can be a lot of depraved hedonistic fun if combined with softdom/femdom content and preceeded by Loctober... Or so I've heard :P
Right wing puritan sex-scared propaganda campaign.
Apparently, if you avoid doing a thing for a brief period of time, it is a demonstration of self-control and virtue. Thus, you are a better person and can nut, drink and eat uncontrollably for the entire rest of the year. I don't personally believe in such practices. Do anything whenever you feel like it, but in moderation.
While self control, doing difficult things, and fasting are good things to do, this is a very different situation. No nut is an obsession for a chunk of the nebula of Right wing, Christian, white nationalist, and Incel communities. (For the people jumping to “not all”, shut up. You’re just in a different part of the Venn diagram or are disingenuous. Also you still suck.) Making it no nut November is the really toxic parts of the manosphere getting others to do stupid stuff and doing stupid performative stuff.
Who would you like to moderate your nutting? /s
It's all about precious bodily fluids, and the conservation thereof.
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Used to be a joke playing off of "No Shave November" until parts of the internet took it with no irony, just like it always does.
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I can't listen to the original anymore, I just think of bustin'
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Pretty sure it's not healthy to abstain from ejaculation.
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What a horrific masterpiece! 😱😂❤️
No. Nut November!
No Nut November - closely followed by Destroy Dick December
Fun fact: On average, every person has one testicle, one ovary, one breast, and half of a penis.
I want my half vagina
You can have my half too, since I'm not using it 🤷🏻
I love it when this community works together for a common goal. 🥹
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aw that's a waste! Let me come over we'll put it to good use ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Slightly less than one ovary as there are slightly more men than women in the world. I'd guess slightly more than one testicle too but I'm too lazy to do the maths on whether the sex ratio difference outweighs the removal/loss of testicles.
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I'm going to sponsor those who participate, every nut they don't bust I'll bust 2. Now if you don't mind I have A LOT of jerking to do.
Thank you for your service 🫡
Proud of you guys.
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