That's a dangerous setup, my friend. If the mosquito arrives from the other side, it's going to get buffed up rock climbing and logging before getting fighty from drinking and then loading up on electrolytes.
Nature uh, finds a way
Calm down Malcom
they also get protein, creatine
My god. They'd be unstoppable.
Oh no. They're learning from Canadian log drivers who've got a massive tree trunk between their legs and really know how to treat a beaver.
Absolute banger from the National Film Board of Canada, by the way.
False. A mosquito cannot suffer a fatal fall. It is incapable of it. Gravity is incapable of accelerating a mosquito to fatal or injurious velocities, at least near the Earth's surface.
Yes. THIS is the problem with this setup.
Normal physics don't apply to drunk creatures
Ok, the mosquito is emberassed after tripping over the stick and hides under the rock until it whithers away from shame.
FALSE !!! A BLACK HOLE COUD AKCHELLERATE A MOSQWITO TO DEATH !!!
Read more carefully.
I'm going to pretend that i was doing a really good impersonation of the type of people who write in all caps so I didn't read your whole reply... Yeah... That's why...
O_o
BTW ACKUALLLI YOU COULD PUT A BLAKOLE ON EARTH !¡!
My point is simply that there cannot be a black hole near the Earth's surface. If there ever is, Earth will no longer have a surface.
See, what actually happens is when the mosquito trips, it bangs its face on the rock, breaking it's proboscis, causing it to starve to death before it can heal.
it's not gravity doing the accelerating tho its the stick
They also don't eat sugar.
They don't feed on diabetics?
Wilford Brimley saves us again!
Idk, a drunk mosquito is an incredible thing
It’s funny until a mosquito survives and sues you for injuries.
Looks like my weekend
Your weekend? This happened. Don't ask.
I need to see your elephant scaled version. Preferable with an elephant interacting with it. Otherwise you only get partial credit.
smart
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