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I wish he'd die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.
My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.
That sounds like a credible threat of violence on Musks’s part. Deport
Damn right
I'm sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.
Be careful! he studied the blade
Elon Musk has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.
Jonah Hill has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.
Who will survive?
Finally a cage match I'm willing to pay to watch.
What a pathetic limp dicked dipshit. lol.
Thats the rumor. Sounds like a botched dick enlargement surgery according to the tweets.
This guy is the ultimate definition of cringe
You called for me?
Whose Jiu Jitsu is stronger? Elon Musk vs Jonah Hill
Probably would be a lot of high-pitch screeching in that match.
Has there ever existed a more pathetic person?
Helen Keller once said, "the most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but no vision," so by her expert opinion I'd say no, Elon is the most pathetic person ever.
His vision best represented by the Cybertruck.
I mean, it really seems like there are a total of two people in contention at this point.
I knew a guy who comes for puppets. He got a lap dance from Elmo once.
Elon Musk does look like a puppet when he flails around on stage during campaigns
The guy from Beakmens World does erotic puppet shows these days.
Let's be real here. Elon Musk would find plenty of reasons to come at any puppet show.
(Because they are attended by children. The insinuation is that he is a pedophile, you see).
I wonder how many times Elon has cried to sleep?
I don't know of he can cry anymore what with all the cosmetic surgery he's had. Fucks up the tear ducts.
Aight. Scrap den.
Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon's ass easily. They are much stronger than him.
Hello puppet seller. I am going into twitter battle, and I want your strongest puppets.
My puppets are too strong for you, traveler.
Make sure you buy puppets rated for fighting an adult man-child born to nazi-apartheid-loving parents.
He ain’t ever carried tools to drop
I heard that his dick is all messed up from a failed enlargement surgery. Its believable because apparently Grimes said it to a friend of hers. Its also believable because Elon has definitely had cosmetic surgery, hair transplants, etc so I can totally see him trying to enlarge his dick and it failing (which isn't uncommon with such procedures.)
Pause
You think he's get his weight taken care of.
Dear Lord, to have a trillion dollars, and to still look like Jabba the Hutt?
That's not what Jesus meant, you dummy genius.
He was setting up the ending, where he - a carpenter - dies by being nailed to a piece of wood.
Come at me bro!
Careful now. Elon rubbed his weewee against the leg of a flight attendant he hired (then required to get massaging lessons without actually paying her for taking the lessons) only to have his totally fair offer of buying her a horse in exchange for a happy ending be turned down. I guess he misinterpreted her talking to him as flirting. Probably made the mistake of using the word "come" in a sentence and Elon took it as a sign to wipe his dick out on her. True story.
Jebus Fooking Christ!
Thing is Elon's always under-estimates his timelines so it stands to reason he'll under-estimate the puppet masters strength so Elon is likely to be crushed like a mosquito.
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