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I wish he'd die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.
My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.
Bromo Dragonfly overdose gets my vote.
See nothing but unspeakable horrors for months (see: Beksinski paintings) and then watch your arms and legs fall off in real life because it's a powerful vasoconstrictor.
Oh hey that one is legal, someone just needs to convince him that the kool kids are all doing it so he can join the klub
Ok, wtf?
Some agencies got VERY good at designing chemicals to torture people, to the point where they got so good at it that they ran out of test subjects because all of them started dying/suffered from drug induced psychosis months if not years later
One of their milder products;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EA-3167
I want the HGH he's taking to finally pop the organs in his chest.
Baron Harkonnen is his final form
Can't happen soon enough. Cancer him up, universe.
botched penis surgery
rumor has it he's already given himself erectile dysfunction with one already
Something mental was going on from the start. The only kid Elon has ever had the old fashion way was his first born with his ex-wife. That child did of SIDS (allegedly, wouldn't surprise me if Elon smothered it to death) and every kid he has after has been a test-tube baby. My guess is he has always been small and not a grower or a shower.
Oh, and that first son her had that died... Elon lied about holding him in his arms as he died. His ex-wife clarified that Elon wasn't around when the child died, who died in her arms. He also berated her for mourning the death of her first born child, you know, like an ordinary human being with emotions and compassion would do.
What kind of sick monster lies about their own childs death for sympathy like that? Elon Musk, of course. This is why I trust 0% of the words that come out of his mouth.
Unsurprising. Whenever a guy spends this much of his energy screwing with people I start to wonder if he's got dick problems.
you can die from those?
You can die from anything if you try hard enough
Or if you fuck up enough.
Rectally.