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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Eminem prepared me for this moment:

  • door hinge
  • syringe
  • storage
  • porridge
  • George
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 29 points 3 days ago

Not on that list: What

Even Em would agree with Jellico!

[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Yea I read the comment and thought: whoosh?

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Those are slant rhymes. They aren't "perfect" rhymes, which is often meant by the question.

[-] Shartyfartblast@piefed.zip 15 points 3 days ago

Door hinge is pretty good tho

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago
[-] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

manu people pronounce it oringe, then it works

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah, but fuck perfect rhymes!

(Just in general, not because of your comment.)

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Mr Worldwide teach me i can rhyme orange with orange.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago
[-] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 4 points 2 days ago

"What rhymes with shit"

"No, but it does"

[-] wpb@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I put my orange four inch door hinge in storage and ate porridge with george.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's the two partner for the end of season 4 I think where they have to go get the stargazer the ship they can faze through materials and has a cloak and all that jazz.

It's not the strongest finale in TNG but pretty good.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

That's the other half of the two parter when Picard has a lively debate over how many lights there are.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Weren’t those different episodes? The second one bring the two part episode. So technically three different episodes?

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Cringe rhymes with orange

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

My favorite response to that is Grave Mind while talking to Cortana in the Halo novels:

“In what language? I’ve absorbed so many.”

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago

Blorenge is a hill in Wales

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Nothing also doesn't rhyme with orange.

Borange does. It was specifically made to do so.

[-] melfie@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Sporange is a real word they rhymes.

[-] xia@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago
[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

My penis is a four inch rhymes with orange

[-] LongLive@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2026
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