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He also said he would surrender his passport and stay in Brazil to fight the supposed unjustified allegations against him, didn't he? Look how that promise went and how quickly the flight risk was justified.
Brave, brave sir flavio, so bravely ran away
Advanced in a rearward fashion. You could say he stands right behind his people, now that he is with them.
Shit they're gonna kidnap Lula, and install this sack of shit arent they.
I would love to watch us get beaten down by Brazil if we try. I hope they string up any American operatives they find in public as a warning. Also they should stop sending us coffee. Fuck with people's favorite legal stimulant and see what happens.
Oh i fully expect they'll tear the country apart when it happens. The way theyre in the streets celebrating now tells me theyll fight in the streets when the time comes.
Yes.
They don't have the means to
They'll need to do it before midterms/swearing in.
A fascist contesting a clear election loss?? I've never heard of such a thing!
It would be boring if it wasn't so serious.
who could've predicted he would say that 🧐🧐
Lying Nazi bitch
“And I would be too if it wasn’t for those meddling voters!”
Here it comes, next step is begging Trump to kidnap Lula.
He won so hard that he's moved to Disney
Hey, me too, I am also the president of Brazil. Just uuuh. Brushing up on my Portuguese.
Viva meu presidente!
There is only one way to convince a fascist of the error of his ways.
Sore loser PoS
Come say that in Brasilia^[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/say-that-to-my-face-not-online] and not in KFC^[https://www.rfi.fr/en/international-news/20230204-from-presidential-palace-to-kfc-bolsonaro-s-peculiar-exile-in-us] and see what happens motherfucker.
Yeah, yeah. And Trump says he stopped 8 wars. Dickheads and dictators lie.
... and then on 13th Anniversary Hard Cover Golden Limited Collector's Deluxe Edition, he finally settled on:
"I declare myself a Great Skipper of Brazil"
Available right now on white house dot gov. Every print individually signed by Rubio & Donroe.
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this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2026
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