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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 49 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The rich people's house down the street is giving out full-sized packs.

[-] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

If you smoke, quitting is the number one thing you can do to improve your physical and mental health. In the US you can call 1-800-QUIT-NOW or visit Lung.org for free evidence-based resources to help with quitting.

[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

So you're saying I need to start smoking to unlock this amazing health strategy?

[-] CoffeeSoldier@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago

This is really messed up.

Just give out colorful disposable vape devices like everyone else.

Mix in a couple DMT vapes too.

[-] msage@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago

This guy is cooking with gas

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 20 points 3 days ago
[-] houndeyes@toast.ooo 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

American Spirits. Nice.

Lul. I had a classmate bum one off me once.

"Aw, damn, not American Spirits," he said.

I ask him why.

"These shits burn forever!"

It was winter and he didn't want to be outside smoking a ciggy for half an hour.

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago

They do burn about twice as long as a normal cigarette, and they taste a hell of a lot better too. They don’t have any additives in them, and it’s all organic tobacco.

Often, I’ll only smoke half of one and smoke the rest of it later.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

That unlocked a memory for me. A buddy of mine had started smoking those and i also remember it being an excessively-long smoke. I bummed one from him and it must have been like 10-15 mins lol. I think i actually reached my destination before i finished the smoke.

That said -- glad i finally quit!

[-] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago

How the fuck you recognize from that blurry ass photo 😆

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago
[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

.... I mean the printed logo on a American spirit is pretty big.

[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago

It would be cheaper to put out full size candy bars

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

It really wouldn't, candy has gotten really expensive. They are like 75 cents to over a dollar a bar when bought in bulk.

[-] RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Cheaper than breathing issues...

[-] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

This is the Halloween anarchists crave.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Except for the crust punks, they want the cigs to be hand rolled from the harshest tobacco known to man

[-] whiteblacula@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

American Spirits are the healthy ones

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hey, if the American prez can contribute to the delinquency of minors, why not the rest of us - amirite?

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

There were some younger dudes who were going out mini cans of Coke for kids last night. My 8 y/o kid proceeded to try and negotiate having it for the next 45 minutes of the walk before I finally convinced him to trade me for a non caffeinated sugary drink at a later date.

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