For which I shall gladly pay you on Tuesday.

Clearly, the one, right choice.

Top marks.

I'll take the money, toss the letter, and vote for a socialist.

Some of the opposite for me.

I thought I would be lonely. I am mostly alone now, but don't feel lonely.

I expected to have worse back pain, but since my 40's it's gotten better, and I almost never have back pain now.

Two cups of caffeinated coffee a day reduces the risk of dementia: https://youtu.be/gy0FW6xj21o

I have two cups of caffeinated in the morning, and then switch to decaf the rest of the day. Maybe that would work for you.

I have a tablet next to my bed. I suppose a phone would world, too. Usually, when I wake up around 3, I can get back to sleep, but sometimes, not. Then, I pick an article on https://aeon.co/ and start reading. They're long articles about things I mostly don't care about. That has me yawning in no time, and clears my mind.

Usually works, not always.

Hope these changes will make using our restroom a more enjoyable experience.

If this doesn't work, you could add a plinko game

If I told you my thoughts on this, my comment would be buried.

Upvote for alliteration.

Queen enters the chat.

Y'all could, you know, just stop buying so much crap. Just sayin'.

Maybe learn the difference between "need" and "want"? That's a good place to start.