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And they say great poets are no more
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The funny part is not being able to tell if this is fake or not
What dick? Either he has no penis or his tuck game is on point.
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
Notice that he also said he "has" 33 cars, not "owns". Because it turns out, he just rents the luxury cars he flaunts on social media.
I think you vastly overestimate him. Surely this subtle difference in the wording goes well over his head
Its crazy to me that this is a real profitable business. Some of these leases only allow you to drive the car like 40 miles a year. You don't even get to enjoy the car itself, just paying like a mortgage+ a month to lean on a car to look cool lol
Redlining a rented heap in your driveway for hours every day adds no miles.
all the transfemmes jealous of his tucking technique, till they find out that hes not tucking at all....
What abusing testosterone supplemets does to one.
Why in the everloving fuck are you giving social media space to this person.. Please. Can we just ignore and move on? I was much happier prior to knowing what they say.
That’s it, just shut down the internet. The experiment has failed.
Without the Internet, I wouldn't know to hate this moron
Without the internet this moron would have a splash radius of maybe three short city blocks.
If we drop him from high enough, he still can
Now there's an xkcd I'd like to see
I already agree the experiment has failed Harry, you don't have to sell it to me.
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We really do need a .hack// style Pluto's Kiss to wipe everything
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That's parody, isn't it? It must be.
Has to be fake, he's an idiot but is he that much of an idiot?
I think you're overestimating him
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Why is this piece of shit still breathing and Sir Patrick Stewart is not?
How is this the post that I find out Patrick Stewart died at the end of last week.
I’m so sorry. It hit me like bricks the day of. Still not dealing with it well.
Dude probably shits in the shower. Guess he'll have a fun time with his kinks in prison.
Sometimes, you just gotta waffle stomp. /s
Is ahhh...is t his real?
Are men okay?
Edit: I think any man that seriously follows And listens to people like this should be called Taters.
Chesko's series of videos about men who apparently don't wipe their ass and then demand their wives/girlfriends wash thier shit stained underwear has given me a profound perspective on men which is that no, no men in aggregate are not ok.
Hey taters are potatoes, and you shouldn't speak I'll of potatoes.
Don't you wanna boil 'em? Mash 'em? Maybe stick 'em in a stew?
No, I don't think boys are not doing okay as a whole.
They weren't doing great when I was in school in the early 00s, it's hard to imagine but it seems things have gotten worse. At least then we didn't have Nazis.
We didnt have obvious nazis.
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"I've given every woman/girl I've ever raped a yeast/bladder infection because I don't wash properly."
I assume that loser doesn't have consentual sex.
Oh, you don't have to assume with Andrew Tate, he's wanted for sex trafficking. (Already locked up even?)
Can we just exterminate him and get it over with?
How any human sees this and thinks "wow, this is a male individual I'd likely take to my bed to copulate with" is way waaaaaaay beyond me.
I mean, the women don't/didn't. He was running visa and passport scams and forcing women to stay with him. It's why he's in jail.
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For someone who's supposedly super-rich, super-popular with women, and has access to numerous actual sex slaves ... why does he need to jerk himself off in the morning? He can't find anyone willing to do it for him?
Fuck, man. I'm dirt poor and socially awkward, and my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real 'alpha'?
my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real 'alpha'?
I think according to the Romans your girlfriend would be the alpha? If I'm remembering correctly I think it was looked down upon to be receiving sexual favors, but not giving sexual favors? So I vote your girlfriend is the alpha.
Pretty sure it was the other way around. It also wasn't gay if you topped.
Depends on who you think is in charge of a blowjob. I for one think it's the one who has the ability to chomp down on your sensitive bits.
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What a terrible day to be literate.
Regardless, another running dog of either Trump or Putin or any of the Kluxer oligarchs aiming to enslave the rest of the planet.
I chose butt sex over being tate
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