
Whoever takes that seat after her better wipe it off first.
Isn't she the lady who got caught giving a handjob to a guy at a musical?
Edit: to add another layer to the onion, it was at a fucking Beetlejuice show at a public theatre 😭
Tbf, we’ve all given handies in the back of the theater.
I thought it was a bowling alley? Or different person? Or same person and different time?
I think her ex was the bowling alley creep, she was the Beetlejuice musical hand jobber.
I love this for her.
So long Boobert. See you in the footnotes.
Hold that position, that'll be paying your sons legal bills from here on out.
Bye bye bobo
Man, I thought it said she lost her house. That's fine too, ig.
She took three tries to pass the GED, that is the extent of her education.
I know she’s in a deep red district but I’m honestly surprised the Bimbort’s race is so close.

(I've been posting this a lot this week)
I wonder if I should contact my doctor.
It's been over 48 hours by this point.
So glad not to have this xtianist representing any part of Colorado:
The church is supposed to direct the government
Um, no. Fuck you. That's not at all the way it's supposed to work. These people have zero idea of what freedom even means.
Idiocy about "Fauci Ouchie"....ugh.
She'll have lots of time to fondle men at children's musical theatre now.
So what's the over under that she's going to be only fan-ing within 6 months of being out of office?
She'll try Cameo first.
She moved from one district in Colorado (she was going to lose reelection) to another one and only got herself one extra term.
Love the political defeat of this fascist.
Don't love the rampant sexism and slut shaming in the comments here.
I don't really think it's slut shaming to make fun of the woman for jerking off some man in a theater with a bunch of people around. I don't give a shit if you want to sleep around, and I also don't give a shit if you want people to watch. That's all fine. The people around need to consent though. It's shaming her for being an asshole, which overlaps her sluttiness.
Those comments are alright. The comments about looking forward to her setting up an OnlyFans are pretty bad.
There were kids at that show, too. It was super fucked up. She should be registered as a sex offender, but alas... In America our justice system is corrupt.
100 percent. It's false equivalency to compare the jokes and insults in this comment section to misogyny and 'slut shaming'.
On one hand, you’re right - we shouldn’t stoop so low. On the other hand, is another man’s penis at a showing of the Beetlejuice touring production in Denver.
It was a gripping race, but in the end you have to hand it to her opponent.
What theater! A stroke of fortune she’s gone
I will subscribe to her OnlyFans for research purposes.
She would honestly make a killing there. She is decently good looking and just all the controversy would definitely bring in the subs.
Election day 2026: The gift that keeps on giving.
I helped with that, and now I’m moving out of her district on Monday 😁
Waaah, voters realized that the orange ring around her mouth wasn't fucking cheeto dust. Sink the ship; drown the rats.
Oh, poor stupid idiot! Now maybe I can stop having to see stupid articles about your hijinx.
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