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You would too if you could.
Why would OP be unable to lick his cat's penis?
18 claws. That's why.
And teeth!
His own penis, not the cat's.
No, the vet's penis
Well that's just rude
Worst date ever
Lick the cat's penis?
The fact that human beings are not this flexible is the only reason we get anything done.
Very few animals jerk off, or even have sex for pleasure. I think it's just some ape/monkey species, and dolphins, but I am sure there are a few others.
Dolphins are horny and kinky as shit, in their way, they get into some weird shit.
Edit: Dolphins don't pleasure themselves though I misspoke, they are just one of the few species that has sex for fun. Plus they fuck some weird poison fish and eat it because they get off on the toxins.
Dolphins use fish as Fleshlights. They also rape a lot.
Yeah. I don't think that's true.
Have you ever had a dog?
That is what I read from reputable publications. Reputable in this regard if not in all.
Edit: Yes, I have dogs. They lick themselves, but not to ejaculation. Are you implying dogs lick themselves to that? Because I've never ever seen or heard that.
They have sex for pleasure, like humping stuff.
There is a distinction there, that science made, believe it or not.
Dogs do hump rather indiscriminantly, my leg is particularly sexy to golden retrievers for instance, that doesn't meet the definition of having sex for fun.
Wat
No dogs, watts are a unit of measurement with electricity, try to keep up.
The noises foxes make during mating was so... unique and frequent, that the furry fandom embraced it as their terminology for sex. So foxes are definitely in that camp as well. And rabbits...
It really is a crazy sound. I moved into my house about 12 years ago. It's the first place I could hear the foxes in my life.
Really creepy.
Sounds like a $2k vet bill in the near future
Nymphomaniac house cat
Incidentally also the name of my new band
So glad I came in to read the comments... ๐
My understanding of english is that "the vet" is the subject in the first tweet. As such, they are referenced when the poster added "his own penis" in the second one...
This is not an ambiguous statement in standard American English.
It gets a directed reinterpretation with response.
Your interpretation is not without merit.
So glad these screenshots are in my photo library now.
Have you tried not staring at the cat doing it so much? Staring might be a turn on.
Well okay, so how much money does that translate to?
I don't think the cat is being paid for it..
I think that's meant to refer to the bill? Maybe? I've seen multiple videos of cats extending their paws when their owner jokes about posing feet for the camera though so who knows
this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2026
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