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[-] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Cupping your forehead or sinuses is a know practice. And if I have (muscle) tension headaches, nothing helps me better than giant suction cup in the same place as you had a dildo.

This is more innocent story to tell your friends or coworkers than "a giant dildo" ;)

[-] voldage@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

yeah if you HATE FUN you shouldn't put suction dildo on your forhead smh

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I do that with boob suction thingies sometime. My girlfriends requires the knowledge that I am indeed a unicorn

[-] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

I've heard of people using a vaccube wrong and getting a huge hickey on most of their body. Like one on each arm and one on each leg. Turns out using a vacuum to attach directly to your body and hold it up isn't a particularly good idea, worse than suction cup dildo on forehead.

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 10 points 22 hours ago

I'm filing this under Things I Never Thought To Do And Now Definitely Know I Shouldn't.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago
[-] deadbeef79000 76 points 1 day ago

that was the bad decision?

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 24 points 1 day ago

What are you implying? That wanting to be a dildocorn is a bad idea?

[-] deadbeef79000 9 points 21 hours ago

I'm not implying anything, I'm inferring that ol' lady umbrella finger here thinks that dildocorning is a bad idea.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 21 hours ago

Only if you don't like giant hickeys!

[-] deadbeef79000 6 points 21 hours ago

She apparently doesn't.

What a prude.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 9 points 21 hours ago

Of course if she didn't want to get seen with the hikey, she could just leave the dildo attached.

[-] ChunderBustickles@piefed.nz 4 points 15 hours ago

Incognito IRL...

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 64 points 1 day ago

Third eye opened đŸ‘ïž

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 28 points 1 day ago

When you based your look on the Jared Lego Joker.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Is that where the Subway child molester fights Batman in a Lego movie?

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

Leto, Fogle, Kushner...sure are a lot of high-profile douchey Jareds!

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 5 points 22 hours ago
[-] scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone 46 points 1 day ago

LPT just be careful removing it and this won't happen. I've never had that issue, although I did panic a little the first time lmao

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Eh depends how much jostling it gets and how well stuck it is.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

Teach us, giant suction dildo sensei!

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago
[-] HeathenPope@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Ah, the good ol' "Screwnicorn".

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 17 points 1 day ago

How can i take a foto that shows as many of my bad decisions as possible?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

She has sarcasm tattooed on her anus.

[-] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

lol who is this?

[-] lime@feddit.nu 17 points 1 day ago

"dedecuj"? what is that last letter?

[-] dracc@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 day ago

i, dedecui. Latin for "be unsuitable/unbecoming to; bring disgrace/dishonor upon" according to latindictionary.io

[-] tgt@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And perfect active 1st so "I had dishonored". It's been a while since I had Latin classes, though.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

an I with serifs in a sans-serif word? it would make sense though.

[-] dracc@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 day ago

Position, style and overall aesthetics doesn't scream "they care about fonts" to me.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 12 points 1 day ago

that and the whole "dildo on the forehead" thing

[-] farfalla@jlai.lu 5 points 1 day ago

I guess we don't know the same font-nerds 😄

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

What would be a good lie to tell people when they ask about your forehead?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

"I wore a giant suction dildo."

"Hahaha, good one."

[-] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago
[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 5 points 1 day ago

A million in $100 bills is about the size of a disposable plastic grocery bag. If it was all $5 bills, $500k would be ten bags and would weigh about 100 kg. The car shouldn't sag that much, unless Walter is a filthy liar and there's more money in there.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Probably something ball shaped fell on your head. Maybe an old 2010s snowball mic, like I used to have. I had it fall on my head once and it probably could have left a mark from falling at a higher position, so yeah.

If not that, something equivalent. Like maybe an old magic 8 ball or something else with enough heft to it.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

You seem to know a lot about this.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago
[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago
[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago
[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 3 points 20 hours ago

Or this guy

(no idea who he is)

[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago

Dentists love this guy.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago
[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 19 points 1 day ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Thank you.

I was hoping it said “I love Lucy.”

Which would be solid retro irony.

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