People trying to push the "national security" angle are so funny. Oh no, America having a monopoly on some specifics of slop tech was the only thing keeping terrorists away! Jensen's adultery has doomed us all!

Comment from r/BetterOffline:

”Anyone remember Lou Pai? He was an Enron executive got caught cheating and had to settle his divorce by giving up 50% of his shares at the peak of enron's share price, with anthropic and openai hemorrhaging money and unable to fund their compute commits the timing of this is extremely suspicious as trump admitted he was aware of this a year ago. Now that democrats have taken control of the senate, it seems an opportune time for Jensen to cash out his shares and keep half of all the gains made through this AI bubble.”

Saw someone put this string of headlines together. Seems plausible

1 triiiiiiilion dollars

Update: another article on Futurism, featuring Trump and Elon attempting to defend him

This affair was invented to brighten up our days in these troubling times.

It turns out that Alice was a fembot