I mean, they’re gonna have to try a lot harder than this generic orange bimbo-look. Every other girl on insta has this look. It’s like IKEA furniture. I looked at this pic for three seconds and I got bored already.
What would you prefer, one of the mass-produced goth girls from the goth girl industrial complex?
Now we're talking.
Clearly
For real, I’d continue staring at my phone
I'd say to them the same thing I say to anyone else.
"Hi. What floor? Have a good night."
What is this, an Axe commercial?
Most men do
Can't speak for other men but I cum with my prostate.
The pee is stored in the balls.
If you try "openers" on women walking into elevators like a captive audience you deserve to die in a fire
Counter point:
I always liked this elevator. It picks me up when I'm down.
Counter counterpoint:
Unfortunately it always brings me down when I'm up.
the only opener allowed is the open door button
but where else am i going to meet someone
I move to the side and brace for the most shrill pair of voices whose conversations consist mostly of "oh my gawd" "I'm like, really" and them complaining about what most other people would consider less than a mild inconvenience
I use stairs. It's better for the heart
You ladies like lemmy? There’s a whole bunch of socialism in my room and we’ve got femboys coming up later.
'Sup. Continue doom scrolling my phone
I take my job very seriously. They're gonna have to work pretty hard if they want that blend of 11 herbs and spices.
Is that what kids are calling it these days?
Hey, if they want to try its my obligation to test my skills against theirs.
"Mr President, another Scholar's mate has hit the chess board"
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