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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

I use Rust because I can't spell Pyethon

[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 10 points 2 days ago

Pythong

No idea why I do that.

Every. Single. Time.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

What that pythang do?

[-] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's pi-tan

[-] trevor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 3 days ago

I use Rust because everything else is way harder. The Rust compiler holds your hand and prevents so many bad software patterns from compiling in the first place.

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

Serious reply to meme post incoming:

I love using rust and I think the reason for it is interesting. Because very few people actually care about memory safety without garbage collector (including me, I would gladly use a language with a garbage corrector as well).

For me at least, the actual reasons are

  1. It has familiar curly brace syntax without significant whitespace
  2. It has many functional language features, which I love
  3. Something something thread safety
  4. Managing versions and compatibility is extremely easy thanks to rustup and great backwards compatibility
  5. Getting set up with the tooling is very quick and easy
  6. The official lsp server just works and is really good
  7. The official formatter is heavily opinionated and I love it (never have to think about code formatting)
  8. The language is turning me into a cute girl
  9. Managing dependencies and packages is nice thanks to an official package manager existing and being really good
  10. Deployment is easy thanks to it compiling to a binary that depends on next to nothing

So yeah, what I like about rust doesn't actually have too much to do with the language itself, more the experience around it, although I also really like the language itself. It's just a very complete package.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 2 days ago

One of these is not like the rest

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

One of these is by far the biggest reason :3

[-] Postimo@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah "Something something thread safety" isn't a super well fleshed out point compared to the others. Not to demand extra work from OP, but all the other logic is just much easier to follow.

[-] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

I am one of the few people actually caring about the performance (I'll start my PhD in HPC soon), but unfortunately, it isn't that widely supported or used yet

[-] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

It's funny HPC is always cutting edge and 20 years old at the same time ๐Ÿ˜‚ (I do love working in it though)

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
  1. The language is turning me into a cute girl

So do you have any dependencies ? Wanna fork my repo and commit? ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

[-] AppleMango@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I especially like using tools built in rust because of point 10. It can even be compiled statically using musl, which I have found to be useful sometimes.

[-] cosmicrose@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 days ago

I use Rust because Iโ€™m gay

Hi gay, Iโ€™m dad

[-] jjj@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago

You use Rust because you're gay.

I use Rust because I'm trans.

We are the same.

[-] cosmicrose@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago

omg yes bestie I am also trans

This one?

(from Love Death Robots)

[-] OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I use Rust because C++ GUI frameworks stink.

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

and Rust has better ones?!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Different kind of stink.

But yeah, Slint, Iced.

[-] neidu4@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

You use rust

We are not the same

[-] Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Who? Steve Crabnik?

[-] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago
[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

A crab is not a sun

[-] Quant@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

Happy Trawler-Man noises

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Anyone else playing the new Crab Champions update? How about that popcorn gun?

this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2026
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