
Memes you can hear, regardless of the fact that it was always a picture.
How could Biden have done this?!?
The same way he shits Donald's pants.
Stolen from twitter:
„Bro likes age appropriate intelligent women.
That's unacceptable in Epstein country”
The Times report says that Huang and Powell were seen being affectionate at a hotel during a company conference in March, and that when bystander took a photo of the interaction, a security guard "sequestered them" and offered the person to sign a nondisclosure agreement.
So they were illegally detained and pressured likely under duress to sign an NDA, by private security?
Well obviously it wasn't non-violent, or it'd be an NVDA.
Booooooo, take my upvote
I hope that NDA included a big dollar sign.
However big it was, they got screwed 100%. I would force them to literally pay me 10mil minimum for this and I would still think I’m getting scammed.
That sounds awfully close to kidnapping. Throwing a person out of a private event is one thing, holding them against their will is quite another.
Just fuck an escort if you are so horny and an unfaithful piece of shit. Having an affair with an employee and a business partner is the dumbest thing you can do as a CEO.
This timing. Nvidia sacrificing Huang at the alter of capitalism (resigned to live out his life in unimaginable luxury) to distance themselves from the disastrous Trump administration they have been cozying up to for two years. "It wasn't us, it was that Huang guy! Please do not impact our market cap."
We had no idea that 20% of our revenue for the year came from illegal sales to China! And neither did the president!
A second affair has hit the Nvidia stocks
I hear we're up to three now

This fuckin guy.
This guy fuckin.
That leather jacket ain’t gonna fuck itself
Just wait until the number of gpu customers he's fucked gets out there.
bit refreshing seeing a billionaire not fucking kids.
a bit of a horndog and cheating bastard, but who expected a saint?! this guy is a CEO he would sell his soul for a increase in stock value.
I hope the third affair is with a dude.
Everybody mocked the jacket and yet the results speak for themselves.

I'm starting to think this guy might have too much free time. Perhaps been a tech CEO isn't all that demanding.
No one stops at 2 affairs, there is more yet to come out. No wonder he resigned
Unless it's little girls or he raped someone this really isn't that big news. What's this Bill Clinton morality suddenly popping up.
It's a reflection of the business - Nvidia's specialty is running multiple tasks in parallel.
Make the company billions, but you fuck one spy......
One spy and one executive.
One spy and one executive so far…
The night is young, and the Jensen is Huang.
Lost his job, will lose his wife, and half of his wealth. Lucky for him half his wealth is still wealth. He won't get the Chinese spy baddies anymore, he'll have to make do with the regular billionaire groupies.
First, you get the leather jacket. Then, you get the money. Then, you get the girls.
And then, the girls crash the global AI bubble earlier and in a more dramatic fashion than anyone anticipated.
Huang did all this while being married for 40 years to a woman who supported him and who he made co-trustee of all his shares in NVidia.
She holds all the cards, and we’re going to find out about all his lurid affairs one by one. Take half and sell. Make him pay for it.
The whole thing - from the jacket to putting is little huang werever he could - stinks of mid-life crisis mixed with the kind of entitlement and priviledge billioniares have in this society.
Hope his wife of 40s years takes him to the cleaners.
A third scandal has hit NVIDIA
Jensen's interactions with Ms. Huang are not unusual or unexpected" and are part of Jensen Huang's job, an Nvidia spokesperson told ABC News at the time.
Guess I can't dispute that statement!
The jacket definitely stays on
Like they didn't know.....more drama
The heartfelt apology is less convincing now.
I don't want to gawk over someone else's love life (and their failings). That's none of anyone's business but theirs.
The issue with the first affair is what laws he broke... though I would argue the GPU export restrictions were pointless anyway, and the U.S. feds would be stupid to enforce them now, after they clearly did not work.
As for the second, per their own policy:
https://images.nvidia.com/aem-dam/en-zz/Solutions/about-us/NVIDIA-Code-of-Conduct-External.pdf
The following types of activities may create a conflict of interest: › Advisory roles or board seat participation › Outside employment or consulting › Self-employment or volunteering (Inventions or app development, speaking or publishing opportunities, teaching or research at a university level or higher, game development) › Investments or personal relationships.
It's not... particularly explicit about this, but it does feel like conflict-of-interest if she reports to Jensen.
Signing a bra makes so much sense now. That felt so weird compared to the persona he presented when talking.
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