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[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 536 points 3 days ago
[-] blubasaur@lemmy.zip 124 points 3 days ago

Memes you can hear, regardless of the fact that it was always a picture.

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[-] roofTophopper@lemmy.world 71 points 3 days ago

How could Biden have done this?!?

[-] ErrorCode@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

The same way he shits Donald's pants.

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[-] Kkk2237pl@szmer.info 29 points 2 days ago

Stolen from twitter:

„Bro likes age appropriate intelligent women.

That's unacceptable in Epstein country”

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 268 points 3 days ago

The Times report says that Huang and Powell were seen being affectionate at a hotel during a company conference in March, and that when bystander took a photo of the interaction, a security guard "sequestered them" and offered the person to sign a nondisclosure agreement.

So they were illegally detained and pressured likely under duress to sign an NDA, by private security?

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 204 points 3 days ago

Well obviously it wasn't non-violent, or it'd be an NVDA.

[-] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 52 points 3 days ago

Booooooo, take my upvote

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[-] kn33@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago

I hope that NDA included a big dollar sign.

[-] dou9m@lemmy.ca 50 points 3 days ago

However big it was, they got screwed 100%. I would force them to literally pay me 10mil minimum for this and I would still think I’m getting scammed.

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago

That sounds awfully close to kidnapping. Throwing a person out of a private event is one thing, holding them against their will is quite another.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/kidnapping

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Just fuck an escort if you are so horny and an unfaithful piece of shit. Having an affair with an employee and a business partner is the dumbest thing you can do as a CEO.

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[-] Folstar@lemmus.org 32 points 2 days ago

This timing. Nvidia sacrificing Huang at the alter of capitalism (resigned to live out his life in unimaginable luxury) to distance themselves from the disastrous Trump administration they have been cozying up to for two years. "It wasn't us, it was that Huang guy! Please do not impact our market cap."

[-] Boost@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

We had no idea that 20% of our revenue for the year came from illegal sales to China! And neither did the president!

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[-] john_tech@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago

A second affair has hit the Nvidia stocks

[-] TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I hear we're up to three now

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[-] remon@ani.social 54 points 3 days ago
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[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 153 points 3 days ago
[-] Triumph@fedia.io 97 points 3 days ago
[-] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 63 points 3 days ago

That leather jacket ain’t gonna fuck itself

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[-] LemmyAtItAgain@lemmy.world 135 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Just wait until the number of gpu customers he's fucked gets out there.

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[-] ransomwarelettuce@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago

bit refreshing seeing a billionaire not fucking kids.

a bit of a horndog and cheating bastard, but who expected a saint?! this guy is a CEO he would sell his soul for a increase in stock value.

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[-] FE80@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

I hope the third affair is with a dude.

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[-] NovaVeles@lemmy.world 103 points 3 days ago

Everybody mocked the jacket and yet the results speak for themselves.

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[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago
[-] echodot@feddit.uk 68 points 3 days ago

I'm starting to think this guy might have too much free time. Perhaps been a tech CEO isn't all that demanding.

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[-] skibidi@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

No one stops at 2 affairs, there is more yet to come out. No wonder he resigned

[-] geneva_convenience@thelemmy.club 12 points 2 days ago

Unless it's little girls or he raped someone this really isn't that big news. What's this Bill Clinton morality suddenly popping up.

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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago

It's a reflection of the business - Nvidia's specialty is running multiple tasks in parallel.

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[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 85 points 3 days ago

Make the company billions, but you fuck one spy......

[-] tal@lemmy.today 73 points 3 days ago

One spy and one executive.

[-] houndboy@awful.systems 84 points 3 days ago

One spy and one executive so far…

[-] aks_@pawb.social 46 points 3 days ago

The night is young, and the Jensen is Huang.

[-] likebudda@reddthat.com 19 points 2 days ago

Lost his job, will lose his wife, and half of his wealth. Lucky for him half his wealth is still wealth. He won't get the Chinese spy baddies anymore, he'll have to make do with the regular billionaire groupies.

[-] Nobody@anarchist.nexus 51 points 3 days ago

First, you get the leather jacket. Then, you get the money. Then, you get the girls.

And then, the girls crash the global AI bubble earlier and in a more dramatic fashion than anyone anticipated.

Huang did all this while being married for 40 years to a woman who supported him and who he made co-trustee of all his shares in NVidia.

She holds all the cards, and we’re going to find out about all his lurid affairs one by one. Take half and sell. Make him pay for it.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 days ago

The whole thing - from the jacket to putting is little huang werever he could - stinks of mid-life crisis mixed with the kind of entitlement and priviledge billioniares have in this society.

Hope his wife of 40s years takes him to the cleaners.

[-] Space_Cowboy92@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

A third scandal has hit NVIDIA

[-] tal@lemmy.today 57 points 3 days ago

https://abc7news.com/story/nvidia-stock-falls-company-opens-probe-ceo-jensen-huang-alleged-affair-chinese-spy/20026775/

Jensen's interactions with Ms. Huang are not unusual or unexpected" and are part of Jensen Huang's job, an Nvidia spokesperson told ABC News at the time.

Guess I can't dispute that statement!

[-] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

The jacket definitely stays on

[-] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Like they didn't know.....more drama

[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 3 days ago

The heartfelt apology is less convincing now.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago

I don't want to gawk over someone else's love life (and their failings). That's none of anyone's business but theirs.

The issue with the first affair is what laws he broke... though I would argue the GPU export restrictions were pointless anyway, and the U.S. feds would be stupid to enforce them now, after they clearly did not work.

As for the second, per their own policy:

https://images.nvidia.com/aem-dam/en-zz/Solutions/about-us/NVIDIA-Code-of-Conduct-External.pdf

The following types of activities may create a conflict of interest: › Advisory roles or board seat participation › Outside employment or consulting › Self-employment or volunteering (Inventions or app development, speaking or publishing opportunities, teaching or research at a university level or higher, game development) › Investments or personal relationships.

It's not... particularly explicit about this, but it does feel like conflict-of-interest if she reports to Jensen.

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[-] VAK@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Signing a bra makes so much sense now. That felt so weird compared to the persona he presented when talking.

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