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[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

I feel like there’s more to this. NVIDIA already knew he was doing all this shit but just it’s a problem?

Stay tuned. He’s about to take to blame for something much bigger.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 6 hours ago

Nobody in his position turns tail like that, that quickly unless they have something serious they're afraid of.

[-] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 hours ago

He was probably getting fired by the board otherwise, and I'm just guessing but there is probably a bigger penalty for being fired than stepping down.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 hours ago

That, and possibly a whole slew of other, more fucked up behavior, possibly also dragging others, and possibly the entire company down

[-] mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world 35 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

New nVidia CEO: Lisa Su

New AMD CEO: Jensen Huang

problem solved!

[-] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 hours ago

Haha.
That's pretty much what happened in the '80s with Commodore and Atari.

[-] silicon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 hours ago

Don't give them any ideas.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Plot twist: Lisa marry Jensen and the two decides to destroy Nvidia together.

[-] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago
[-] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 3 hours ago

Epstein club would approve.

[-] 0verthi@lemmy.zip 16 points 7 hours ago

Damn. He left with a plastic bag in his hand. And a couple of billions richer, almost forgot that part

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 59 points 11 hours ago

Not content with hoarding all the RAM in the world, Jensen is also hoarding all the girlfriends.

This is why I'm single and RAMless

[-] auzy1@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

EDO ram is probably cheap by now.. You can probably have all of it

[-] potamus_zero@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

actually EDO is more expensive because of the retrogamers and not being made anymore. About 4x the price of DDR-400 for 128mb. They get you comin' and goin'.

[-] auzy1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm sure there is a bargain bin somewhere. Surely ddr1 is cheap lol

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago

👍 😆🎉🥳🎊

[-] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

I have read that this relationship has been going on in the open for a long time and might be approved by his wife. The real issue may be Nvidia was selling chips to China via Huang’s company and now Jensen is taking the fall for an affair rather than breaking US-Taiwan trade deals.

Nvidia was playing both sides, whereas Jensen’s side pieces took the blame.

[-] bollvirtuoso@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago

That was fast and without fuss. I wonder what they have on him.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago

"knowingly violating state-security related export requirements to the tune of billions of dollars and leaking the contents of oval office conversations" is the real deal.

The administration was (shockingly) willing to let that slide for a year and keep Jensen in his inner circle, and therefore so was NVidia.

But people won't look away from a sex scandal like they will from a national security scandal, so now everybody has to pretend that give a shit about the rule of law for a few news cycles.

[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 28 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

His stupid leather jacket and techbro bait ''''charisma'''' were doing a fair bit of heavy lifting in terms of people being duped into believing AI is worth jack shit.

So I'm actively hoping this fool's errand ends.

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[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 29 points 14 hours ago

Pussy remains undefeated.

[-] Rookeh@startrek.website 51 points 15 hours ago

Can't believe he popped the AI bubble with his dick.

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 38 points 15 hours ago

Maybe I'm evil, but I'm just happy that he's not raping children.

[-] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

The bar is very low these days

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[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 222 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

It's hillarious that supporting and enabling crimes against humanity is okay but putting your wee wee in the wrong wooha forces you to resign immediately.

What a fucking world we live in.

Edit: Sorry for calling it a hole at first

[-] Chivera@lemmy.world 150 points 19 hours ago

The wee wee part is the cover up for Nvidia selling chips to China under the restrictions.

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[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 331 points 21 hours ago

US President Donald Trump has called the Nvidia chief 'an honorable guy', while congressional leaders call for investigations into national security risks

Honestly, never mind the scandal, I'd investigate Jenson just on this basis. Almost everyone that Trump has ever called "honorable" has had a skeleton hiding in their closet.

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