yeah but it's important because think about it: do you think a company, nay, the economy could even survive such a cataclysmic event?
ngl a CEO resigning sounds as impactful as a koala vacationing
The bigger part of that story you forgot to mention is that Israel now controls NVIDIA hahah. But yes. Carry on.
This is the most I’ve heard about one man’s affairs since my father left.
Jensen fucked him too, huh?
Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. And hide yo dogs, too…
Nobody cares anymore now that Outlook is down
Again?!
And Teams and Copilot, apparently
No, not Teams, it's just like that.
My bad... I should've known that part was just bs
Was it up for a while?
Ok, but what did he resign from?
This post is how I actually found out tbh
Who did what?
Wouldn't be surprised if the fuckin Sentinelese know about the honeypot at this point
WHERE ARE EPSTEIN FILES
Also Mitch
Everyone asks where are Epstein files, nobody ever asks how are Epstein files.
Let people be giddy. Good news has been in short supply until recently.
How is that "good news"? What do you think is going to improve as a consequence?
GUYS I HAD NO IDEA THIS GUY'S DICK WOULD POP THE AI BUBBLE
You see, the implication is that he has a small penis, almost like a pin, and although the bubble is metaphorical, because it's economical in nature, we love to mock men who have tiny penises and it is clear to everybody this man has a tiny penis, therefore the joke. I came up with this joke all by myself as you can see by my clear explanation of its intricacies.
WHY
PUSSY
NO NEED TO INSULT THE GUY HE JUST ASKED A QUESTION
NO NEED TO ASUME PUSSY IS A NEGATIVE WORD!!1!!
MAYBE THE REPLY WAS A QUESTION TOO
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
DON'T YO SEE THE ROARING RIVER OF STEEL?
WHY NOT
NO I DID NOT KNOW THAT JENSEN HUANG THE CEO OF NVIDIA RESIGNED FROM HIS POSITION OF CEO OF NVIDIA EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
Whaaaaat no tell me, did he resign?
WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING HE RESIGNED???
BTW JENSON RESIGNED, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
The question is, will Tim Apple change his name to Tim Superintelligence?
breaking news: ceo of evil resigns
tomorrow: breaking news: evil corp announces appointment of new evil corp ceo, evil evilton
Well at least they hired Evil Evilton after considering other candidates such as Satan McHitler and Dr.Heinrich VonCrimesagainsthumanity.
Why? Why would he resign? I don't understand. Hopefully a post will elighten me. Maybe 40 or 50 posts in a row about it is what I need.
I thought it was Tim Nvidia.
RIP William Hung
I think Jensen Huang resigned
Is that the guy with the sick denim jacket?
First I'm hearing of it, also who is Johnson Wang?
Some dick that fucked the wrong people.
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