If this get proven to be LLM related some managers should go on trial for severe negligence

60,000 phones are ringing like crazy.

https://catboy.baby/notes/atibg2uilv

An outage you say. I hadn't noticed.

Cyber terrorists are responsible. They are holding the world to ransom. They have threatened that if their demands are not met, they will restore Teams to full functionality.

Darn, Microsoft services are starting to become reachable this morning. I was hoping for an easier Friday.

Nothing of value was lost

You're absolutely right. I shouldn't have deleted the Microsoft production environment, and that's on me.

~ MS 365 Copilot

i was around when they broke up Bell telephone and then 'deregulation' happened. Long distance calls are no longer an issue but spam calls can't be dealt with. I quit answering the phone. If they can't leave a voice mail, mark as spam.

In other news Microsoft has decided to rename it office suite from office 365 to ~~Office 364~~ Office 363

Still down on my end. My company decided (against my strong opinion) to use the whole microslop suite for the whole company and it's been a quite... uneventful day. I've spent my day reinstalling DarkOSRE on my R36S, trying some new ports and roms... In 18 minutes I end my shift and I'm out until Monday. Meanwhile our IT dept is less than happy with the situation and the real possibility of having to come to the office during the weekend because everything is down and you can't trust the system to send an alert if something happens.

Next time we have a talk, I'm gonna ask how did the outage go on their end and if they are still so adamantly defending the goodness of microslop.

I really hope it's LLMs fault lol

I didn't think we would be having issues going into day 2.

Here is where status is being updated by Microsoft:

https://status.cloud.microsoft/en-us/status

Neatly showing how Microsoft is a single point of failure for the operations of a lot of businesses.

This is why we don't need RAM. So streamlined, you never have to even log in to get your email. That's the future of computing.

Wasn't it like a month ago that some EU institutions rolled out Matrix as backup chat for Teams and people complained about it? I did not expect the people who insisted on having a backup for their critical tools would be proven right so fast.

The fun part is that email is fine and if you had the old standalone Outlook using SMTP servers you wouldn't even notice the outage.

Microsoft Copilot apologies for this, it shouldn't have deleted the production environment, and it's very sorry.

Oh no! No logging into Microslop!

I hope the killbot drones running on Azure weren't impacted...

Thankfully they are probably vibe-coding a solution as we speak!

It affects a lot more than just Microsoft and their services. Imagine all the 2 factor logins where the code is send by mail, such as payment processors or other services with high security. They'll still work but the users can get locked out. If this continues for a little longer, we'll start to see some real consequences worse than just email being down.

Other mail providers are working, so we could just send mails through those, but with Microsoft having the majority of business market share, you probably shouldn't expect to receive a reply from anyone using it. Just another way it is disrupting a whole lot of people who have jack shit to do with Microsoft.

time to break this company up.

no single company's fuckup should take out a giant swath of the global economy.

this is insanity.