Only works on Life Day, and that was struck from the canon back then
Calls something "the death star".
Are we the baddies?
How would it work? Like if a planet gets hit by life star, the entire planet immediately switches to orgy mode????
I can life with that
technically you would be hitting an asteroid field and turning it into a thriving planet if you wanted the inverse effect
Key design flaw: 99% exhaust port, 1% defensive sheild
Don't tell me they're garrisoned by Doldrum Troopers
well, if the life star were to ever come into contact with the death star they would mutually annihilate one another in a burst of energy, promptly vaporizing most of the galaxy in the process.
He was too poor
He was poor.
He should've applied for public funds.
The empire stopped giving public funds when they dissolved the senate
Did you know that Luke Skywalker’s name was originally Luke Starkiller?
Han Poly
its like r/shittyaskreddit except its lemmy