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[-] gothmog@lemmy.today 1 points 22 seconds ago

I should call her.

No,

,no,

No you should not. You have beeen down that road

You know where it leads.

[-] plsnerf7@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago
[-] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 2 points 1 hour ago

Everybody's gotta die of something.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 52 points 6 hours ago

As a tall woman, this lady is self esteem inspirational.

[-] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 hours ago

🤔 probably a fetish but.. Call me

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

As a tall woman, even taller women are the best

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

As a small dude, I feel like I have no shot with tall women

Edit: bruh what am I saying, I barely have a shot with any women

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 hours ago

I'm six foot and my husband is 5'9, we've been together over 20 years. There's always a shot, believe you're a short king and women will believe in you. Confidence > everything else. You'll find your person.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago

5'9"

short king

That'd be a medium, so a duke at best.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

I meant the person I was replying to, he implied that he's short

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 hours ago

Thanks homie, I suppose I gotta be confident with myself and find some rizz somewhere

[-] arak@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

visit japan and you can recreate this

[-] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 9 points 5 hours ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago
[-] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago

Hah, I hung out with a group of friends who were friends with a couple girls on the volleyball team in college, and one girl was 6'5!! Dude, she was so attractive, fit, and had a good personality + sense of humor. I can only imagine a lot of guys struggled to muster up the courage to talk to her.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 hours ago
[-] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

Nice! I'm 6' myself, and a girl caught me by surprise one time after we meet up early on in the Tinder days (when it was more innocent). Anyway, she was 6' AND had 2-3" heels on too! It's not often a girl is taller than me, but it was so attractive, she was so shy or self conscious about it. I reassured her I knew she said she was tall and had nothing to worry about!

Dinner was great, she was great, but she didn't like being taller than me (that night at least). Nothing more came of it, but I could tell she was slightly uncomfortable about the whole thing, and I paid her honest compliments to try to put her at ease.

Last we talked, she dated a guy 6'4. Oh well, hope she's doing alright these days.

[-] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 8 points 4 hours ago

Nice...

Mrs. Shovel is also 6 ft. Tall girls are gorgeous

[-] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 12 points 5 hours ago

Be even hotter in a Maeve costume!

Queen Maeve

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Fun fact: the mythological Maeve / Medb died by projectile cheese to the noggin. It was revenge for conquering Ulster by cursing all its adult defenders with menstrual cramps.

[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 106 points 8 hours ago
[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 123 points 7 hours ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] aksdb@lemmy.world 6 points 39 minutes ago

If you were on the train, you technically weren’t at work (unless you were to conductor or it was a business travel or something). So I fear the tag wouldn’t have prevented your unfortunate experience.

[-] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 minutes ago

In my country if you're commuting to work or from work and you have an accident it's considered a work accident. I don't know if this perspective helps to consider the image NSFW, but I guess it's something...

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[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 hours ago
[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 76 points 8 hours ago
[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Those hips :o

Edit: she's 6'1" btw

Finally, a woman that wouldn't give me neck pain looking down to talk to them

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Same. I dated a 6'1" woman before, it was nice. Except for her personality.

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