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Stop that
(lemmy.nz)
"Oh Jesus christ! Go open a window and wash your hands." Was what my Dad liked to say..
This was 2020
achoo - Bless you.
achoo - You only get one.
achoo - Stop that.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
I had a buddy who would just tut loudly whenever someone sneezed in the office. Second sneeze got a "ffffff" and third one got a "shushhh".
I want people to be karmically balanced so I always tell them to go to hell
In germany some real life examples are:
- "aufwischen! ": get a mop
- "stirb leise! ": die qietly
I tell Mrs. Noodle to cut it out every time.
I usually just 'shhhhhh' them
"Ew what was that? Do you do that all the time? I've never seen anyone do that before."
"Sneezing is not normal. I never sneeze."
You get one blessing. Multiple sneezes are a scam for more blessings. If I keep blessing you, what's your incentive to ever stop sneezing?
Gazebo
I usually just look at them sternly and shush them 🤫 ssshhhhh!
Sometimes, just to shake it up, I say “fuck you” or “go to hell.”
I like to say, “I completely agree.” and, to someone else, “They’ve got a point.”
I usually go with either "don't say shit like that to me" or "fuck'd you say bout my momma?"
"Couldn't have said it better myself" for me.
I use all of the above, but sometimes mix it up with "are you sure?" or "I'm not sure I agree with that"
AH-choo!
"Are you sure I agree with that?"
Are you Garfield?
"This one would bless you, but you don't want the attention of these ones gods~."
"This one does not mean to be rude"
You would be unsurprised to learn that this one regularly evokes this reaction from people ^_^
I always admired BioWare's attempts to represent more ways of being than those enforced by convention. The universe is a big place with room for us all.
Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations <3
"Can you spell that?"
You are so good lookin'
"Jesus Christ!"
Sell me this bible
This bible was vibecoded on the blockchain.
"I know, right?"
"Seconded!"
"Shut the fuck up."
honestly, these all have the same vibe as “bless you”
Gilead: "Under his nose"
Sneezer go brrrrr!
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2026
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