Rules for Rock, Paper, Scissors have been updated : 196

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Cop, Heffer, Sniffers

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Thanks

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Step 1, to play the heffer you will need to adjust your bones with a large mallet

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That’s their tell; the broken fingers always throw Heffers.

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nice! Cop, Heffer, Hound has a nice ring to it, I think

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 41 points 1 year ago

🐄🐖🐕!

[+] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cop, Cow, Dog to keep the alliteration, or Pig, Cow, Dog to have three animals.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't alliteration when the same letter is used? So "cop cow canine" is alliterative because of the letter "C", while "Cop, Cow, Dog" just has repetitive beats/syllables.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right. Alliteration is repeating consonants. Repeating vowels is called assonance.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Assonance, I had never heard of this, so cool that there's a word for it! thank you for teaching me 😊

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Studies show that people pick K-9 65% of the time. Just a little tip for everyone to help you win your games.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

See what they aren't telling you is that the cow is into that, and the dog was just fulfilling the cows kink. The cow was protecting his doggo friend from the criminal on patrol.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Man, I know police like to shoot dogs, but even their own?!

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

Dog, deputy, cow, lizard, Spock.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kick beats tase, tase beats bite, bite beats kick?

[–] ShadowFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kick beats pig, pig beats bite, bite beats kick.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Kick beats pig, but not tase tho

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

The circle of liffffeee!!!