Respectability Rule : 196

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 227 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago (6 children)

If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

creampie goblin

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I'm taking that username so nobody else can

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[–] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago

You sure are there, squirt.

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

HAH

I'm lab grown

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[–] colorlessness@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

We are all cream pies on this blessed day

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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

👌👌👌

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 83 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Socially acceptable, How about this song from the classy 1920s:

"Oh I got nipples on my titties the size of my thumb

I got sumthin' between my legs that'll make a man cum"

I don't remember the last rest of the lyrics but damn what a banger

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

The magnificent Lucille Bogan

And here's another great one of hers

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You left out the part of the lyrics where the man is dead.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Well, not anymore

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[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

sang by Nicky Minaj

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[–] gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca 78 points 11 months ago

[+] Paddzr@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 80 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I do when my employer questions my call out.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If my employer questioned my call out, my next call would be the union rep.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Lolz, what union?” - My Boss

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 60 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Depends on your social circles I guess.

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 23 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Name a social circle where you can use language like in the first example, and it's acceptable.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Furry Discord servers

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm learning a lot today

[–] DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cums with the territory.

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[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

🍍

[–] Neato@kbin.social 55 points 11 months ago

Friends who are OK talking about and don't shame you about sex. Also friends who have a sense of fucking humor.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

this one

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 26 points 11 months ago

Well you got me there

[–] dion_starfire@sh.itjust.works 35 points 11 months ago

I know several people in the kink community who would congratulate and be enthusiastically happy for someone who said the first, but would only politely say "congrats" to the second.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A BDSM munch comes to mind.

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[+] li10@lemmy.ml 52 points 11 months ago (11 children)

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[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 31 points 11 months ago

I saw someone describe it as "anti-natalist" which i feel is way more apt. Don't want kids? Child free. Hate people for having children/make up strawmen to grind an axe all the time about it? You're anti-natalist.

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[–] redempt@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago

yes that's what euphemisms are for

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

You can say anything you want to anyone, but there's usually a better way to say it.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just like that someone is getting laid every night and that is part of their best life. In fact, I assumed the hot messy creampie woman is managing her fertility as she sees fit.

Also jizz is totally a drug. Dopemine, I think.

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And yet the doctor tells me I have to stop snorting jizz because it's "bad for my lungs". Like, ok narc smh

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

My wife got pregnant on our first try. Yes, I am that potent.

[–] Tarcion@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I love when this post/thought pops up because it just outs people who have no idea how pregnancy works.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 25 points 11 months ago (5 children)

What about this is not how pregnancy works, exactly?

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[–] witheyeandclaw@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For real. Is the stork just chopped liver?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And no one mentions the clapping shells!

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"people", in this instance, are evidently you, which is ironically why we need more than half-assed sex ed

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 11 months ago

We live in a susiety.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

And when they do get pregnant I'm the asshole for saying "congratulations on your successful ejaculation!"