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Genuinely thought "King Tides and Cyclone Jasper" was the name of some drug syndicate.
I though it was like a dnb band name. I'd buy their album.
Same
The title makes it sound like bags of cocaine naturally come from the ocean.
Have we finally found their natural habitat?
Isn't it how you become king? When the coke of the lake chooses you?
How long until “Cocaine Shark”?
Sharknado ~~IV~~ VII: Sharricaine
Four? Aren't we on like 7 now?
Edit: there were 6 films
I have zero idea, I quit paying attention after I saw there were 2.
How many have been submitted into evidence?
"what are you talking about? what cocaine bricks?"
We all know the narco sharks took their cut.
This news article brought to you by: THE WAR ON DRUGS.
We may not have won the war yet, but stupid government officials are going to keep trying!
Square grouper, nice.
Also, cocaine dolphins. Hundreds of them need your cocaine donations. If they don't get the cocaine they need within 25 hours, they will probably end up in a gangbang somewhere, just swimming life away like aquatic savages.
So acting like dolphins then.
Lemme at that free cocaine.
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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